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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, October 31, 2013, 06:53:02 AM

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carnival

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 12:24:00 PM
It's a joke, ffs! The old guy's face is what makes it. I laughed my ass of the first time I saw it, cos it's funny. It's not politically correct or historically accurate, which is good because those two things are rarely ever as funny as taking the piss.

Not what I meant.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: carnival on November 06, 2013, 11:19:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 31, 2013, 06:53:02 AM

This pic is old and thus uncool, you suck. (Srs)

Please tell me more, person who lives on the internet.
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carnival

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 06, 2013, 02:53:34 PM
Please tell me more, person who lives on the internet.

I was just trying to rustle you. Did it work? I'm guessing no. : (

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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 31, 2013, 03:06:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 31, 2013, 07:16:35 AM
Wow. Asking "How is interfering in the internal affairs of Vietnam on behalf of the French fighting for my freedom?" leads to thread deletion, apparently.

Here's the other thing too.

When someone says something that's clearly wrong and you call them out on it, suddenly you're picking on them and trying to make them look dumb with your theories. And you bear them no ill will until they say shit like that.

Discussion is a dead art.  Everywhere.

I've been accused of "trying to crush their creativity" and "killing their soul" for correcting people.  :lol:
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: carnival on November 06, 2013, 03:04:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 06, 2013, 02:53:34 PM
Please tell me more, person who lives on the internet.

I was just trying to rustle you. Did it work? I'm guessing no. : (

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: carnival on November 06, 2013, 01:04:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 12:24:00 PM
It's a joke, ffs! The old guy's face is what makes it. I laughed my ass of the first time I saw it, cos it's funny. It's not politically correct or historically accurate, which is good because those two things are rarely ever as funny as taking the piss.

Not what I meant.

Not who I was talking to. For future reference, I'm much more likely to be talking about you than to you. Look out for sentences with "fuckhead" in and give yourself a pat on the back every time you see one

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
Quote from: carnival on November 06, 2013, 01:04:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 12:24:00 PM
It's a joke, ffs! The old guy's face is what makes it. I laughed my ass of the first time I saw it, cos it's funny. It's not politically correct or historically accurate, which is good because those two things are rarely ever as funny as taking the piss.

Not what I meant.

Not who I was talking to. For future reference, I'm much more likely to be talking about you than to you. Look out for sentences with "fuckhead" in and give yourself a pat on the back every time you see one

He's just trying to rustle us.
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carnival

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
Not who I was talking to. For future reference, I'm much more likely to be talking about you than to you. Look out for sentences with "fuckhead" in and give yourself a pat on the back every time you see one


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: carnival on November 06, 2013, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
Not who I was talking to. For future reference, I'm much more likely to be talking about you than to you. Look out for sentences with "fuckhead" in and give yourself a pat on the back every time you see one



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Oh no, a troll. Somebody call in the "We're gonna show U!" brigade.
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 06, 2013, 03:32:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 03:31:11 PM
Quote from: carnival on November 06, 2013, 01:04:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 12:24:00 PM
It's a joke, ffs! The old guy's face is what makes it. I laughed my ass of the first time I saw it, cos it's funny. It's not politically correct or historically accurate, which is good because those two things are rarely ever as funny as taking the piss.

Not what I meant.

Not who I was talking to. For future reference, I'm much more likely to be talking about you than to you. Look out for sentences with "fuckhead" in and give yourself a pat on the back every time you see one

He's just trying to rustle us.

That's americanese for stealing someone's cows, right?  :?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark