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The Good Reverend Roger

November 04, 2013, 04:12:21 PM
Why are you eyeballing me?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 04, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
 :lulz:

You know that hundreds of drunk and often pantsless Santas roam Portland three or four times a year, right? I mostly manage to avoid them. There's nothing worse than being somewhere when they make their approach and not being able to get away in time and then you're surrounded by hordes of sweaty, beery, fuzzy Santas whose costumes have probably never been washed. It's AWFUL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 04, 2013, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 04, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
:lulz:

You know that hundreds of drunk and often pantsless Santas roam Portland three or four times a year, right? I mostly manage to avoid them. There's nothing worse than being somewhere when they make their approach and not being able to get away in time and then you're surrounded by hordes of sweaty, beery, fuzzy Santas whose costumes have probably never been washed. It's AWFUL.

It's America™.  It is - for them - Saturday Night™.  And as long as they don't get handsey or vomit on you, then I say enjoy the show.  Because America hasn't got enough of the right kind of grotesqueries, if you ask me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
November 04, 2013, 04:32:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 04, 2013, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 04, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
:lulz:

You know that hundreds of drunk and often pantsless Santas roam Portland three or four times a year, right? I mostly manage to avoid them. There's nothing worse than being somewhere when they make their approach and not being able to get away in time and then you're surrounded by hordes of sweaty, beery, fuzzy Santas whose costumes have probably never been washed. It's AWFUL.

It's America™.  It is - for them - Saturday Night™.  And as long as they don't get handsey or vomit on you, then I say enjoy the show.  Because America hasn't got enough of the right kind of grotesqueries, if you ask me.

It's worse... it's become an INSTITUTION.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
November 05, 2013, 02:10:39 AM
I was looking for a blue ribbon.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 05, 2013, 02:17:51 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 05, 2013, 02:10:39 AM
I was looking for a blue ribbon.

:lulz:

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN LAD, BUT I SEE YOU WON FIRST PRIZE.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
November 05, 2013, 02:41:16 AM
But hey, red and white means you got second AND third, right? That counts.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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