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Instructions to be unsure of what you just said

Started by v00d00, November 14, 2013, 07:23:12 PM

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v00d00

Yo, this is my first post over here, yeah, hello, nice to meet you.
This is something I wrote a few months ago and I decided to release it here under kopyleft license.

Instructions to be unsure of what you just said:

First: Say anything
Second: Think about it, did you REALLY mean it?
Congratulations, you just doubted your own statement.
It's a pretty simple excercise, practice a bit every day and soon you'll master this art.
We suggest that you start by stating absurd nonsense, something said out randomly. After that you can start using more meaninful phrases and after a while you might end up with your deppest convictions.
Congratulations, you're a master of doubt. Practice regularly.


I actually can't believe I wrote something so discordian even before reading the Principia (I think), amidoingitright?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Hmmm, you're on the right track.

You might want to read some posts here, too; you might find a few shared ideas here and there.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman