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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 06, 2013, 07:07:46 PM

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Salty

The sad thing is people take fitness to that level.

Wait no, not sad, hilarious, that was it.
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OH M Y GOD  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This is so so beautiful.

Also, wasn't it one of those extreme training programs that uses slogans like this that keep having people go into kidney failure because they were pushing them too hard?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 06, 2013, 10:13:35 PM
OH M Y GOD  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This is so so beautiful.

Also, wasn't it one of those extreme training programs that uses slogans like this that keep having people go into kidney failure because they were pushing them too hard?

Yup, those bootcamps are horrible. Good money though.
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Fitness and drinking are no different. Either take that shit to the wall or what's the fucking point  :lulz:

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 11:32:06 PM
Fitness and drinking are no different. Either take that shit to the wall or what's the fucking point  :lulz:
Both are stupid, selfdestructive, and addictive.
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2013, 11:32:06 PM
Fitness and drinking are no different. Either take that shit to the wall or what's the fucking point  :lulz:

I prefer both my liver and my muscles unliquefied, as it happens.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Pent's talking like and american.  :eek:

I prefer the continental idea of "everybody have a few but don't stay drunk 24/7 for 9 days, puke all over everything, lose your job and wake up in jail"

America is so nuts that over here they talk about FAS and say even one drink can do it, but if that was the case wouldn't everybody in France and Italy be retarded?
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Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 08, 2013, 06:43:11 PM
Pent's talking like and american.  :eek:

I prefer the continental idea of "everybody have a few but don't stay drunk 24/7 for 9 days, puke all over everything, lose your job and wake up in jail"

America is so nuts that over here they talk about FAS and say even one drink can do it, but if that was the case wouldn't everybody in France and Italy be retarded?

The fetal alcohol syndrome thing is one of the most ridiculous Americanisms ever, because it takes a lot of alcohol to cause it, but Americans don't know how to moderation, so the assumption is that you can't touch alcohol at all or you're making your baby come out retarded.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 10:54:26 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 08, 2013, 06:43:11 PM
Pent's talking like and american.  :eek:

I prefer the continental idea of "everybody have a few but don't stay drunk 24/7 for 9 days, puke all over everything, lose your job and wake up in jail"

America is so nuts that over here they talk about FAS and say even one drink can do it, but if that was the case wouldn't everybody in France and Italy be retarded?

The fetal alcohol syndrome thing is one of the most ridiculous Americanisms ever, because it takes a lot of alcohol to cause it, but Americans don't know how to moderation, so the assumption is that you can't touch alcohol at all or you're making your baby come out retarded.

Yay, I'm even more UNAMERICAN!

Stella

Stops after a few.  :lol:
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Truly inspiring. For those just starting out, don't worry, the pain will go away in time.

I just spent the past day lifting and pouring whisky into my mouth and I feel great! Feel the burn!

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