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THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 07, 2013, 03:15:10 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

How much does it cost to apply? I was looking but then I got distracted by science.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Junkenstein

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:47:03 AM
This is a fascinating question: Q6: Are you now, or have you ever been a member of, or associated with any racist group or subversive association that espouses the violent overthrow of these United States or any individual State?

"If so, please elaborate"

Which implies a "Yes" is not an automatic fail.
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Junkenstein on November 08, 2013, 08:25:42 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:47:03 AM
This is a fascinating question: Q6: Are you now, or have you ever been a member of, or associated with any racist group or subversive association that espouses the violent overthrow of these United States or any individual State?

"If so, please elaborate"

Which implies a "Yes" is not an automatic fail.

At a guess, I'd expect "no" would the be the auto-fail  :lulz:

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Junkenstein

Oh gods, you're probably right.

It'll be just like prison. The various gangs and factions that will get set up in the first month will practically ensure carnage.

Seriously, how do we make this happen? It'll replace all "reality" TV shows overnight.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Kai

QuoteConstitutional laws

Read: "We decide what constitutional means."
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Junkenstein

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:27:28 AM
How much does it cost to apply? I was looking but then I got distracted by science.

33-200 Dollars. High enough to prevent mass spam applications.

I've had couple of tries and can't submit the form without that final bit. I want to send them all sorts of lunatic applications but I can't bring myself to pay money.

If anyone can find a way around this, there's fun to be had here.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

I'm starting to think they aren't really serious about this... it's looking more and more like a scam to bilk po'buckers out of their paychecks.  I have a feeling that somewhere in the legalese there's a bit about any funds going towards this project neither guarantee a result, nor a refund.

If so, "Bob" approved.

Junkenstein

I had a quick look over the T+C's and it seems the 30 odd is non refundable under any circumstances because you took someones place in line. You monster.

The 200 odd gets refunded in the event of an unsuitable application.

If anyone actually wants to throw real money at this, there's probably all sorts of headaches to be caused.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 08, 2013, 02:02:50 PM
I'm starting to think they aren't really serious about this... it's looking more and more like a scam to bilk po'buckers out of their paychecks.  I have a feeling that somewhere in the legalese there's a bit about any funds going towards this project neither guarantee a result, nor a refund.

If so, "Bob" approved.

Also, sales pitch for their firearms company.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

The whole thing is designed to appeal to an adolescent militia fantasy. I predict that the number of women who will be in any way interested in this will be minimal, so even if they do get off the ground (which they won't) it will end up being so unbalanced in the male direction that it couldn't last more than a single generation without human trafficking.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 04:41:45 PM
The whole thing is designed to appeal to an adolescent militia fantasy. I predict that the number of women who will be in any way interested in this will be minimal, so even if they do get off the ground (which they won't) it will end up being so unbalanced in the male direction that it couldn't last more than a single generation without human trafficking importing Freedom Producers™.

FTFY
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO