The fuckers are coordinating against me, I'm certain of it now.
The roomies are where we start. I clearly saw them refrigerate the ketchup, and then leave it out on the counter, attempting to cultivate the botulism no doubt. It was left RIGHT where I might look for a condiment fro my eggs in the morning...
Clearly trying to kill me.
Then there are the co-workers. Whatever they've got to try to drug me with it's the insidious shit. Since I'm still ranting like this I don't think it's amphetamines, likely they're try to warp my mentality with the benzos. (they can't count on hallucinogens to make me loose it. I've kept it together around a christian camp with a head full of MDMA - we ARE professionals after all) But I've flummoxed them all... I leave no coffee unattended. I will pound it all before I leave the desk. I can always brew another cup for casual sipping, toxicity be damned.
Then there's the drivers. They know each other, and are talking the landlord. Tailing me and trying to get my jeep while I'm sleeping, since I won't screw up badly enough at the wheel to warrant summoning the authorities.
I can see what they;re doing though.... ALL of them. At once. I am the Richter, and I will force them to reveal themselves.
HNAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
(Dictated shortly before switching to decaff)
