Mommy Shaming

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I feel left out because holist didn't describe me in the line-and-a-half cheap shot format he criticised LMNO for.

Start stepping up, bitch!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Your thingie seems to be stuck in your whatsit and you stutter.

Yeah, I just want to make sure that people remember all the nice things you said.   

Wha, that you all have redeeming qualities and I love you???

You're such a passive aggressive waste of gametes.   

[Dildo Argentino]

Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.

You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.

Because you went to college, Twid. That is why.

Clearly, making terrible choices in life here.

Not like moving to the UK and failing pathetically, or anything.

Isn't it just so pathetically, tediously characteristic of PD: the counterexamples chirp up. The half a dozen at least people I've heard moan about their jobs stay quiet. Amuses.

What, like me? Why do you think I'm a counterexample?

Because you went to college, that's why.

[Dildo Argentino]

I feel left out because holist didn't describe me in the line-and-a-half cheap shot format he criticised LMNO for.

holist sorry for you

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Holist is a self-made man. This is clearly 100% the result of doing everything right, so that puts him in a position to tell us what. Meanwhile, we're all stuck in ruts, making the same silly mistakes over and over again. He can tell that, from where he sits.

You and i going back to school for useful degrees. Man i totally see how much of a sad patheticrut that is. I mustve been daft not to see it.

Because you went to college, Twid. That is why.

Clearly, making terrible choices in life here.

Not like moving to the UK and failing pathetically, or anything.

Isn't it just so pathetically, tediously characteristic of PD: the counterexamples chirp up. The half a dozen at least people I've heard moan about their jobs stay quiet. Amuses.

What, like me? Why do you think I'm a counterexample?

Because you went to college, that's why.

Yeah, but I hate my job too! Dammit, I should have stayed quiet!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I would be interested in hearing holists line of thinking that lead to his socially and ecologically irresponsible decision to aim for a reproduction rate that high.

So hey, it's quite simple: I didn't aim for no reproduction rate, I just got married young, had three boys in succession, my wife left me after 13 years and then a while later I found my ideal spouse and current wife, who happened to have two kids of her own. Then we went and had a kid as well. So that's six, not planned or aimed at, more of a drifting, aimless thing.

To be fair, that's not as bad as I was picturing, my fault for assuming that they were all biologically yours.

You do mention that you both planned to have Liza too, and you had 3 boys and your current had 2 kids so... the question as to why you both would want to add one more is still there. What about your ex, did she have any more kids after leaving you?

Blight,
Let's make this some math, because I'm genuinely curious about reproductive dynamics post divorce. As a counter example, neither of my biological parents have produced offspring since splitting.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just out of curiosity, because I might have missed the confirmation, but seem to have picked it up in implication, but is GA intending on going into psychology?

That's what I gathered from the last few pages... I was almost hoping nobody would point it out because each post turned out funnier than the last one.

I couldn't help it.

Wink wink nudge nudge.

[Dildo Argentino]

I would be interested in hearing holists line of thinking that lead to his socially and ecologically irresponsible decision to aim for a reproduction rate that high.

So hey, it's quite simple: I didn't aim for no reproduction rate, I just got married young, had three boys in succession, my wife left me after 13 years and then a while later I found my ideal spouse and current wife, who happened to have two kids of her own. Then we went and had a kid as well. So that's six, not planned or aimed at, more of a drifting, aimless thing.

To be fair, that's not as bad as I was picturing, my fault for assuming that they were all biologically yours.

You do mention that you both planned to have Liza too, and you had 3 boys and your current had 2 kids so... the question as to why you both would want to add one more is still there. What about your ex, did she have any more kids after leaving you?

Blight,
Let's make this some math, because I'm genuinely curious about reproductive dynamics post divorce. As a counter example, neither of my biological parents have produced offspring since splitting.

Well you know, it's an old-fashioned notion, but we are in lurve, and we wanted to have a baby. My ex didn't have any more kids, in fact, she now claims to be incapable of staying in a relationship and after a few tempestuous ones, five years after our divorce, she lives alone. On the other hand, my wife's ex, who is not a stinking hippy but I believe does need enhanced condom-skills, and who had had three kids with another woman before he had the two we are now raising, went on to engender a sixth little person recently with a new partner. Neither of those people are contributing money to the upkeep of their children, though they do give of their time. A bit of a bummer, but we're more or less over it.

[Dildo Argentino]

Your thingie seems to be stuck in your whatsit and you stutter.

Yeah, I just want to make sure that people remember all the nice things you said.   

Wha, that you all have redeeming qualities and I love you???

You're such a passive aggressive waste of gametes.   

I think you don't understand the term. Or me. Or both!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passive-aggressive_behavior

I realise that imagining that I am here and doing what I am doing without much in the way of hostility is beyond your capabilities, but in fact I am not hostile towards you. I am intrigued, at times frustrated, at times even infuriated (less so recently, as I said, learning curve), often amused and bemused... well, never mind.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Stage 2: Sociological experiment

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I realise that imagining that I am here and doing what I am doing without much in the way of hostility is beyond your capabilities, but in fact I am not hostile towards you. I am intrigued, at times frustrated, at times even infuriated (less so recently, as I said, learning curve), often amused and bemused... well, never mind.

Heh.

You are such a sorry bunch of losers.

None of you appear to be particularly happy, except on occasion, generally accompanied by being manic... pills, job unhappyness, angry children, stressed for money, stressed for time, etc., but you are still completely convinced that your way of going about things is the best possible way...

Roger, in addition to being a reasonably clever moron, you are also a manipulative bastard with entirely too much time on your hands. The reason I am not going to try to respond to your criticism, scattered among manipulative lies as it is, is that there's no point.

LMNO, I think lazy slob best describes you, always ready for the cheap shot, as long as it doesn't occupy much more than a line and a half.

Gogira, your take on life and your fake posturing at times inspire little other than pity.

Nigel, I've heard of children born angry, but stay-angry? Not really, unless they continually have something to be angry about. And people who continuously strive to find something to be angry about don't grow on trees. Twid, you are a bit daft, aren't you?

Followed by

However, you all have redeeming qualities and I love you.

fits the bill.

Do you pull that shit on your children?

[Dildo Argentino]

I think you asked that question already and I answered it, you manipulative nutcake, but here goes again:

No, I don't pull that shit on my kids, I like them, they like me, we get along.

Also: I don't think they are sad losers. I do think that you are one.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, I don't pull that shit on my kids, I like them, they like me, we get along.

Also: I don't think they are sad losers. I do think that you are one.

1.  Do you pull it on your mentally defective wife?

2.  You yourself said that everyone here are sorry losers, liar.

You are such a sorry bunch of losers.

DO YOU DENY SAYING THAT?

[LMNO]

I feel a great storm of passive agressive bullshit, winding it's way through the internet from Europe...


Oh, it's just holist.

[Dildo Argentino]

No, I don't pull that shit on my kids, I like them, they like me, we get along.

Also: I don't think they are sad losers. I do think that you are one.

1.  Do you pull it on your mentally defective wife?

2.  You yourself said that everyone here are sorry losers, liar.

You are such a sorry bunch of losers.

DO YOU DENY SAYING THAT?

Yes. I claim that my statement "You are such a sorry bunch of losers" did not in fact mean "Everyone here is a sorry loser", it only referred to a subset of people who had responded in that thread. In particular you, Gogira, and to a lesser extent LMNO.