Mommy Shaming

[Dildo Argentino]

No, I don't pull that shit on my kids, I like them, they like me, we get along.

Also: I don't think they are sad losers. I do think that you are one.

1.  Do you pull it on your mentally defective wife?

2.  You yourself said that everyone here are sorry losers, liar.

You are such a sorry bunch of losers.

DO YOU DENY SAYING THAT?

Yes. I claim that my statement "You are such a sorry bunch of losers" did not in fact mean "Everyone here is a sorry loser", it only referred to a subset of people who had responded in that thread. In particular you, Gogira, and to a lesser extent LMNO.

Add me in and go fuck yourself.

You've been in there for quite a while, as it happens.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, I don't pull that shit on my kids, I like them, they like me, we get along.

Also: I don't think they are sad losers. I do think that you are one.

1.  Do you pull it on your mentally defective wife?

2.  You yourself said that everyone here are sorry losers, liar.

You are such a sorry bunch of losers.

DO YOU DENY SAYING THAT?

Yes. I claim that my statement "You are such a sorry bunch of losers" did not in fact mean "Everyone here is a sorry loser", it only referred to a subset of people who had responded in that thread. In particular you, Gogira, and to a lesser extent LMNO.

Add me in and go fuck yourself.

You've been in there for quite a while, as it happens.

You should just lump everyone in there, Holist.

Seriously.

[Payne]

I demand to be added in.

[LMNO]

Really. If you're going to be a shitbag holist, you should really cast a wide net.

[Dildo Argentino]

Really. If you're going to be a shitbag holist, you should really cast a wide net.

I demand to be added in.

No, I don't pull that shit on my kids, I like them, they like me, we get along.

Also: I don't think they are sad losers. I do think that you are one.

1.  Do you pull it on your mentally defective wife?

2.  You yourself said that everyone here are sorry losers, liar.

You are such a sorry bunch of losers.

DO YOU DENY SAYING THAT?

Yes. I claim that my statement "You are such a sorry bunch of losers" did not in fact mean "Everyone here is a sorry loser", it only referred to a subset of people who had responded in that thread. In particular you, Gogira, and to a lesser extent LMNO.

Add me in and go fuck yourself.

You've been in there for quite a while, as it happens.

You should just lump everyone in there, Holist.

Seriously.

Thank you, but no, thank you. Just because everybody (almost everybody) hates me, there's no reason for me to disdain everyone. There is a particular flavour of childishly deluded posturing that only characterises a few people here. I'm pretty okay with Cain, though he has frequently said he hates me and is ignoring me. Pent is an interesting character and you've gotta respect his sea-canoeing chops. is interesting, I have no bone to pick with Faust - and there are others. They tend to be occasional posters, because... there is that elephant in the room.

[Dildo Argentino]

I demand to be added in.

You need to stoop lower for that.

[LMNO]

I can attest that Payne is up for ANY PROGRAM.

Prepare to be boarded.

[Payne]

I demand to be added in.

You need to stoop lower for that.

You have absolutely no idea how low I can stoop.

I was born with hips that swivel in all the wrong ways. I am a superior mutant and can bend in any number of surprising ways.

I still can't quite contort myself into a position that allows me to give a single absolute fuck about you, but them's the breaks.

But if all the cool kids are going to be Losers, I'm going to be a Loser too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thank you, but no, thank you. Just because everybody (almost everybody) hates me,

FTFY.

[Dildo Argentino]

I demand to be added in.

You need to stoop lower for that.

You have absolutely no idea how low I can stoop.

I was born with hips that swivel in all the wrong ways. I am a superior mutant and can bend in any number of surprising ways.

I still can't quite contort myself into a position that allows me to give a single absolute fuck about you, but them's the breaks.

But if all the cool kids are going to be Losers, I'm going to be a Loser too.

Okay, you ambitious person!

[hooplala]

Really. If you're going to be a shitbag holist, you should really cast a wide net.

I demand to be added in.

No, I don't pull that shit on my kids, I like them, they like me, we get along.

Also: I don't think they are sad losers. I do think that you are one.

1.  Do you pull it on your mentally defective wife?

2.  You yourself said that everyone here are sorry losers, liar.

You are such a sorry bunch of losers.

DO YOU DENY SAYING THAT?

Yes. I claim that my statement "You are such a sorry bunch of losers" did not in fact mean "Everyone here is a sorry loser", it only referred to a subset of people who had responded in that thread. In particular you, Gogira, and to a lesser extent LMNO.

Add me in and go fuck yourself.

You've been in there for quite a while, as it happens.

You should just lump everyone in there, Holist.

Seriously.

Thank you, but no, thank you. Just because everybody (almost everybody) hates me, there's no reason for me to disdain everyone. There is a particular flavour of childishly deluded posturing that only characterises a few people here. I'm pretty okay with Cain, though he has frequently said he hates me and is ignoring me. Pent is an interesting character and you've gotta respect his sea-canoeing chops. is interesting, I have no bone to pick with Faust - and there are others. They tend to be occasional posters, because... there is that elephant in the room.

...Babar?

[Payne]

I demand to be added in.

You need to stoop lower for that.

You have absolutely no idea how low I can stoop.

I was born with hips that swivel in all the wrong ways. I am a superior mutant and can bend in any number of surprising ways.

I still can't quite contort myself into a position that allows me to give a single absolute fuck about you, but them's the breaks.

But if all the cool kids are going to be Losers, I'm going to be a Loser too.

Okay, you ambitious person!

You wish I could bother to stoke up some ambition for you. That would require me to actually care what a dead beat, abusive, smug-but-worthless ignorant turd like you could bring to the table.

You are barely even worth the effort to type these words, but as it happens as I have a spare five minutes or so while something else is going on, and you are the forum equivalent to bringing my phone into the bathroom so I can play some pointless game while I'm aerially bombarding my toilet with concentrated hatred mixed with too much fibre.

[Dildo Argentino]

That's how he can afford to put himself on that pedestal he's looking down at everyone from.

Especially that lazy loser LMNO. I mean, that guy.

Yep.  Does nothing all day.

I guess that must be your resentment at having worked such a shitty job for so long coming out. Think of all those hours that you robbed yourself of, spending them on stuff you found boring, infuriating, frustrating, and all manner of unpleasant things! You cannot get them back, e-cigs and weight-loss notwithstanding. - I know, because I am that man.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's how he can afford to put himself on that pedestal he's looking down at everyone from.

Especially that lazy loser LMNO. I mean, that guy.

Yep.  Does nothing all day.

I guess that must be your resentment at having worked such a shitty job for so long coming out. Think of all those hours that you robbed yourself of, spending them on stuff you found boring, infuriating, frustrating, and all manner of unpleasant things! You cannot get them back, e-cigs and weight-loss notwithstanding. - I know, because I am that man.

I'm not LMNO.  Are you drunk or something?

[Dildo Argentino]

I am pretty certain, for a number of reasons. I generate about 55-60 percent of our income,

The other 40% comes from the Jimmy Saville Society.

The other 40% comes from my wife.

Until SHE leaves your ass.

I think now that we're about to celebrate our fifth anniversary and are more connected than ever before, with a breakthrough in handling childhood shit in my therapy, there's sort of less of a risk of that. But, of course, you are right. until she leaves me.