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Started by Dildo Argentino, November 13, 2013, 04:20:53 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 26, 2013, 12:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 25, 2013, 08:05:35 AM
I think we need to redefine holism.

It's a system of holes. Holist is a hole engineer. Nothing to do with water. Just holes. Well, maybe wells. Wells are holes with water. Maybe he can be a well holist. Or would it be a hole wellist?

No... no... no, scratch the "hole" thing, back to the drawing board.

No, no, keep the "hole" thing. He's an assholist. And a whistledick. (Thanks, ECH, I like that one.)

The thing is, when people snark at you here, at least the people like Roger, Nigel, ECH, LMNO and Cain, it's because you were perceived as talking like an asshole. Sometimes it's a misunderstanding - in which case everyone is quick to acknowledge this - other times YOU'RE REALLY TALKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

No, no, he has already determined that he is not the "variables". 

Which is true, really.  He's fairly constant.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:26:21 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 26, 2013, 12:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 25, 2013, 08:05:35 AM
I think we need to redefine holism.

It's a system of holes. Holist is a hole engineer. Nothing to do with water. Just holes. Well, maybe wells. Wells are holes with water. Maybe he can be a well holist. Or would it be a hole wellist?

No... no... no, scratch the "hole" thing, back to the drawing board.

No, no, keep the "hole" thing. He's an assholist. And a whistledick. (Thanks, ECH, I like that one.)

The thing is, when people snark at you here, at least the people like Roger, Nigel, ECH, LMNO and Cain, it's because you were perceived as talking like an asshole. Sometimes it's a misunderstanding - in which case everyone is quick to acknowledge this - other times YOU'RE REALLY TALKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

No, no, he has already determined that he is not the "variables". 

Which is true, really.  He's fairly constant.

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Quote from: holist on November 25, 2013, 11:44:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 25, 2013, 08:05:35 AM
I think we need to redefine holism.

It's a system of holes. Holist is a hole engineer. Nothing to do with water. Just holes. Well, maybe wells. Wells are holes with water. Maybe he can be a well holist. Or would it be a hole wellist?

No... no... no, scratch the "hole" thing, back to the drawing board.

:lol:

I think maybe you could start by noting that "hol" means "where" in Hungarian. Hm? Whereism? Ideological cluelessness? Maybe you could work that in. :)

HOLISM IS AN ENGLISH WORD MOTHERFUCKER. NOT HUNGARIAN.

:)

The Klingon word for Klingon Language (and one of the very few Klingon words I know) is tlHingan Hol.

And since tlHingan or however it's spelled, means Klingon, that must make you a motherfucking linguist.
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Dildo Argentino

What you said, Roger:

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:26:21 AM
No, no, he has already determined that he is not the "variables". 

Which is true, really.  He's fairly constant.

What I said, a little earlier:

"I'm certainly part of it. But I am also certain that not all them pesky underlying variables are driven by me."

Hm.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 05:22:47 AM
What you said, Roger:

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:26:21 AM
No, no, he has already determined that he is not the "variables". 

Which is true, really.  He's fairly constant.

What I said, a little earlier:

"I'm certainly part of it. But I am also certain that not all them pesky underlying variables are driven by me."

Hm.

That makes you part of the control.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dildo Argentino

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 26, 2013, 04:36:33 AM
Quote from: holist on November 25, 2013, 11:44:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 25, 2013, 08:05:35 AM
I think we need to redefine holism.

It's a system of holes. Holist is a hole engineer. Nothing to do with water. Just holes. Well, maybe wells. Wells are holes with water. Maybe he can be a well holist. Or would it be a hole wellist?

No... no... no, scratch the "hole" thing, back to the drawing board.

:lol:

I think maybe you could start by noting that "hol" means "where" in Hungarian. Hm? Whereism? Ideological cluelessness? Maybe you could work that in. :)

HOLISM IS AN ENGLISH WORD MOTHERFUCKER. NOT HUNGARIAN.

:)

The Klingon word for Klingon Language (and one of the very few Klingon words I know) is tlHingan Hol.

And since tlHingan or however it's spelled, means Klingon, that must make you a motherfucking linguist.

I'm no linguist, but holism is an English word that comes from a Greek word, 'holos', and a Greek suffix, 'isma'.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 05:26:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 26, 2013, 04:36:33 AM
Quote from: holist on November 25, 2013, 11:44:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 25, 2013, 08:05:35 AM
I think we need to redefine holism.

It's a system of holes. Holist is a hole engineer. Nothing to do with water. Just holes. Well, maybe wells. Wells are holes with water. Maybe he can be a well holist. Or would it be a hole wellist?

No... no... no, scratch the "hole" thing, back to the drawing board.

:lol:

I think maybe you could start by noting that "hol" means "where" in Hungarian. Hm? Whereism? Ideological cluelessness? Maybe you could work that in. :)

HOLISM IS AN ENGLISH WORD MOTHERFUCKER. NOT HUNGARIAN.

:)

The Klingon word for Klingon Language (and one of the very few Klingon words I know) is tlHingan Hol.

And since tlHingan or however it's spelled, means Klingon, that must make you a motherfucking linguist.

I'm no linguist, but holism is an English word that comes from a Greek word, 'holos', and a Greek suffix, 'isma'.

I took Latin. Enlighten me.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dildo Argentino

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 26, 2013, 05:49:18 AM
Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 05:26:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 26, 2013, 04:36:33 AM
Quote from: holist on November 25, 2013, 11:44:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 25, 2013, 08:05:35 AM
I think we need to redefine holism.

It's a system of holes. Holist is a hole engineer. Nothing to do with water. Just holes. Well, maybe wells. Wells are holes with water. Maybe he can be a well holist. Or would it be a hole wellist?

No... no... no, scratch the "hole" thing, back to the drawing board.

:lol:

I think maybe you could start by noting that "hol" means "where" in Hungarian. Hm? Whereism? Ideological cluelessness? Maybe you could work that in. :)

HOLISM IS AN ENGLISH WORD MOTHERFUCKER. NOT HUNGARIAN.

:)

The Klingon word for Klingon Language (and one of the very few Klingon words I know) is tlHingan Hol.

And since tlHingan or however it's spelled, means Klingon, that must make you a motherfucking linguist.

I'm no linguist, but holism is an English word that comes from a Greek word, 'holos', and a Greek suffix, 'isma'.

I took Latin. Enlighten me.

Okay :) Let's meet here.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Pæs


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 05:54:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 26, 2013, 05:49:18 AM
Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 05:26:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 26, 2013, 04:36:33 AM
Quote from: holist on November 25, 2013, 11:44:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 25, 2013, 08:05:35 AM
I think we need to redefine holism.

It's a system of holes. Holist is a hole engineer. Nothing to do with water. Just holes. Well, maybe wells. Wells are holes with water. Maybe he can be a well holist. Or would it be a hole wellist?

No... no... no, scratch the "hole" thing, back to the drawing board.

:lol:

I think maybe you could start by noting that "hol" means "where" in Hungarian. Hm? Whereism? Ideological cluelessness? Maybe you could work that in. :)

HOLISM IS AN ENGLISH WORD MOTHERFUCKER. NOT HUNGARIAN.

:)

The Klingon word for Klingon Language (and one of the very few Klingon words I know) is tlHingan Hol.

And since tlHingan or however it's spelled, means Klingon, that must make you a motherfucking linguist.

I'm no linguist, but holism is an English word that comes from a Greek word, 'holos', and a Greek suffix, 'isma'.

I took Latin. Enlighten me.

Okay :) Let's meet here.

I demand Waffles as an arbitrator.

Mainly for big hugs and heavy metal and perhaps drinking more than we should, but YOU brought up Norway. I brought up Klingons.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Still doesn't answer my question, since you know it'd Greek then tell me what it means.

No, I will not look it up. As we say in America, ball's in your court. Your responsibility to tell me what it means.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quoted for posterity:

Dear god I can't stop laughing.


Quote from: WikipediaHol is a municipality in Buskerud county, Norway. Holist, on the other hand, is an insufferable twat.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Oh man, it's already been taken down.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dildo Argentino

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 26, 2013, 06:04:33 AM
Still doesn't answer my question, since you know it'd Greek then tell me what it means.

No, I will not look it up. As we say in America, ball's in your court. Your responsibility to tell me what it means.

The etymology is interesting: the word was introduced into the English language by a certain South African gent name of Smuts, in 1926, in his book 'Holism and Evolution'.

"This character of "wholeness" meets us everywhere and points to something fundamental in the universe. Holism (from [holos] = whole) is the term here coined for this fundamental factor operative towards the creation of wholes in the universe." - he wrote.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis