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tyrannosaurus vex

QuoteThe idea of Church and falling like driving an empty heads with Indie Rock and NPR, and everyone else.
:lulz:
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quoteif there's another civil war, it will help millions of people being maced and beaten.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

Quote from: V3X on November 18, 2013, 12:31:35 AM
Quoteif there's another civil war, it will help millions of people being maced and beaten.

Oh, wow.  Nicely prophetic.

Freeky

QuoteYou must be getting your facts from sad orphans into your rectum.

Payne

QuoteI once defeated [Cram] in the friendship. Thank you asshole.

Junkenstein

I kind of want to make a facebook account that uses only these posts and then run that through the thing again just to see how incomprehensible this can get.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Bruno

QuoteHas anyone really been far as I'm concerned.

QuoteI'm still happening on Monday is a meal. If I had an app, widget, dongle, or whatever animals, even shrimp Acts 10.

QuoteIt takes as its review of the The United Nations Committee on the Elimination of their capital, but they bar the vegetables, but I think we need a mystery.

QuoteI think I was never got some splainin' to do.

QuoteSo angels are gay? Enquiring minds want to do look more like?


Yep. That's me, only slightly more coherent and interesting.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Sometimes I would  love to know what the original posts were.

QuoteThe fulldimension framing was to make a knucklecracking baton.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Junkenstein on November 19, 2013, 07:27:34 PM
I kind of want to make a facebook account that uses only these posts and then run that through the thing again just to see how incomprehensible this can get.

This is a brilliant idea.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

QuoteI feel dirty for a rainy day?

QuoteThanks you mean semen, and all young and hot.

QuotePssshhhh like anyone calls anyone anymore!

QuoteYay, thank you stranger, for your NOSE! is a fairly intelligent, kind of my fist!

QuoteI feel dirty for saying that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

People have left messages saying call me and look forward to describe. There's a reason I have to go missing a metric nut.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bu🤠ns

QuoteAnd I'll lose will echo in my approach, every woman who cries out, DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!? will be my left eye, followed by assholes. William Gibson.

tyrannosaurus vex

This is as good as actual scripture.

You have the general-purpose philosophy:
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Toe the sunlight and look around, jumping, climbing, and Women's Suffrage; just the wagon crashes.

it was a real science and MAKE it happen.

I'm glad the Republicans are wrong or they have a new idea.

You have prophecy:
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I will be fought, more or less, between Walmart shoppers and Target shoppers.

Santa will reward me

Yes, but it will happen tomorrow, that you're Dominican.

And then there's true spiritual-style insight:
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Now I know there's a lie. All this and they're willing to throw out the power to see

Surrounded by screaming imbeciles.

Republicans Cutting taxes your legs off. It's a wet heat.

Maybe the government was a service whose bombs are a vocabulary that barely stretches into civil war.

This is way better than trying to come up with something authentic to say.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."