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BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM


:cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1
November 18, 2013, 04:19:42 PM
Look at that blatant promotion of gang culture, carrying a knife in a public place.

I blame the parents.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
November 18, 2013, 05:53:50 PM
Someone ought to do something about these British hooligans!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#3
November 18, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
Germans actually. If that was a british person holding the sword, Stewart would be dead by now and the contents of his wallet invested in crack futures.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
November 18, 2013, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 18, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
Germans actually. If that was a british person holding the sword, Stewart would be dead by now and the contents of his wallet invested in crack futures.

It was time lapse photography.  One frame later, Patrick Stewart's head is bouncing down the gallery like Charles I.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
November 18, 2013, 10:49:58 PM
I for one would like to welcome our shape-shifting reptilian monarchy  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Forsooth

#6
November 18, 2013, 10:59:19 PM
 little old ladies need bladed weapons that long in that country? jeez

P3nT4gR4m

#7
November 18, 2013, 11:03:35 PM
Only the royalty. Most of the little old ladies round my way have to make do with machetes

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#8
November 18, 2013, 11:59:26 PM
Bit of a tangent, but one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen is an angry 70 year old woman holding a kukri.

I nearly shat.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
November 19, 2013, 12:00:31 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2013, 11:59:26 PM
Bit of a tangent, but one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen is an angry 70 year old woman holding a kukri.

I nearly shat.

I would.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#10
November 19, 2013, 03:20:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM


:cry:

The poor bastard!  The old "Enterprise" crew rushed out of the audience to try to save him, but of course they were too late.  Levar managed to occupy the assailant with a book and catchy lyrics for a few seconds before he was cut down, and Brent nearly floored her by showing emotion. 

Meanwhile Mcfadden cradled his ruined form.  Frakes was sobbign alongside him repeating "Frenchman...why did they have to make you play a FRENCHMAN?" over and over.

Stewart, in the penultimate act of BRITISH calmly pronounced.  "Damn.  Carry on Number One."

and died.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#11
November 19, 2013, 03:21:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2013, 03:20:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM


:cry:

The poor bastard!  The old "Enterprise" crew rushed out of the audience to try to save him, but of course they were too late.  Levar managed to occupy the assailant with a book and catchy lyrics for a few seconds before he was cut down, and Brent nearly floored her by showing emotion. 

Meanwhile Mcfadden cradled his ruined form.  Frakes was sobbign alongside him repeating "Frenchman...why did they have to make you play a FRENCHMAN?" over and over.

Stewart, in the penultimate act of BRITISH calmly pronounced.  "Damn.  Carry on Number One."

and died.

"For once, you mamby-pamby non-Kirk Sissyman, phasers WERE THE FUCKING ANSWER."

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#12
November 19, 2013, 08:15:45 AM
THERE....ARE...FOUR...DISTINCTIVE HONOURS THE CROWN CAN BESTOW ON A BRITISH CITIZEN....

Richter

#13
November 20, 2013, 03:31:53 AM
 :mittens:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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