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Started by Dildo Argentino, November 20, 2013, 12:57:00 AM

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LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

I'd love to chat, but I'm off to a parents' evening at the school. Bye for now!
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:45:55 PM
I'd love to chat, but I'm off to a parents' evening at the school. Bye for now!

Does the school know you choke your children?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Aw, he ran away.  :sadbanana:

But he'll be back.  He can't help himself.  :banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:42:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 20, 2013, 03:41:51 PM
"Live and let live," that's his motto.

:lulz:
Reminds me of my colleague ZZ, he is always opposed to letting anyone die, criminals, elderly, you name it he wants to keep it alive. He won't even kill me! He does this to prolong their suffering.
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Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 12:57:00 AM
The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.
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Dildo Argentino

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 21, 2013, 03:04:43 AM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 12:57:00 AM
The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it. :)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Demolition Squid

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: holist on November 21, 2013, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 21, 2013, 03:04:43 AM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 12:57:00 AM
The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it. :)

Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 21, 2013, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 21, 2013, 02:32:50 PM
Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.

I was wondering about that, too.

If he is, that's some straight up Scientology woo, there.

Cain

I think he is saying that painful feeling in his butt proves his moral and intellectual superiority to the rest of the forum.

hirley0

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Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 21, 2013, 03:22:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 21, 2013, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 21, 2013, 02:32:50 PM
Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.

I was wondering about that, too.

If he is, that's some straight up Scientology woo, there.