"Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it.

This isn't some unexplored territory that nobody knows about. The effects of maternal coitus and orgasm on the fetus are fairly well-studied and understood. Why don't you ask an obstetrical researcher or look up scholarly articles, instead of making shit up on your own or relying on random whackjobs from the internet to give you ideas? FFS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Holist, the reason nobody likes you is only partly because you're a condescending pedant. The primary reason is because you're FUCKING STUPID. If you're going to be an asshole, you damn well better make sure that at least you're RIGHT, and if you're not right, you better be prepared and willing to admit you're WRONG. But you're not only rarely right, you won't ever admit to being wrong, and you say THE STUPIDEST, most ILL-INFORMED THINGS when actual correct information is literally just a finger-touch away. You're stupid AND you're LAZY.

And being a condescending asshole while being both stupid and lazy is a pretty surefire way to not make friends.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Holist, the reason nobody likes you is only partly because you're a condescending pedant. The primary reason is because you're FUCKING STUPID. If you're going to be an asshole, you damn well better make sure that at least you're RIGHT, and if you're not right, you better be prepared and willing to admit you're WRONG. But you're not only rarely right, you won't ever admit to being wrong, and you say THE STUPIDEST, most ILL-INFORMED THINGS when actual correct information is literally just a finger-touch away. You're stupid AND you're LAZY.

And being a condescending asshole while being both stupid and lazy is a pretty surefire way to not make friends.

FUCK!!! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. HOW COME YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME THIS YEARS AGO 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Holist, the reason nobody likes you is only partly because you're a condescending pedant. The primary reason is because you're FUCKING STUPID. If you're going to be an asshole, you damn well better make sure that at least you're RIGHT, and if you're not right, you better be prepared and willing to admit you're WRONG. But you're not only rarely right, you won't ever admit to being wrong, and you say THE STUPIDEST, most ILL-INFORMED THINGS when actual correct information is literally just a finger-touch away. You're stupid AND you're LAZY.

And being a condescending asshole while being both stupid and lazy is a pretty surefire way to not make friends.

FUCK!!! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. HOW COME YOU COULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME THIS YEARS AGO 

You get a special pass because you have fabulous abs.

You bring pretty to the table, honey, and we're willing to overlook a lot of faults for pretty.

A lot of faults.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm not just a piece of meat! Okay, yeah, I pretty much am just a piece of meat 

And I'm getting older and flabbier by the minute

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Mmmmm. Abs.

[Ben Shapiro]

The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it.

Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.

Trying to figure it out myself.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it.

Wait, is homeopathy the same as holistic medicine?

I can't tell my pseudosciences apart anymore.

[Dildo Argentino]

The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it.

This isn't some unexplored territory that nobody knows about. The effects of maternal coitus and orgasm on the fetus are fairly well-studied and understood. Why don't you ask an obstetrical researcher or look up scholarly articles, instead of making shit up on your own or relying on random whackjobs from the internet to give you ideas? FFS.

I disagree. I did ask the obstetrical researcher I know (in fact, it was the first thing I did), and they said they know very little about the long-term psychological effect (if any, of course) of parental sex and maternal orgasm on the fetus, or more accurately the person that that fetus grows into. There's research, sure, about the risk that parental sex poses to the pregnancy, but that is a different matter. I also looked at scientific papers: a few old ones (30-years-old, that is), but nothing recent.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Mmmmm. Abs.

BBQ or Buffalo?

Twid,
likes Scotland Fried Cannibalism

[Dildo Argentino]

Holist, the reason nobody likes you is only partly because you're a condescending pedant. The primary reason is because you're FUCKING STUPID. If you're going to be an asshole, you damn well better make sure that at least you're RIGHT, and if you're not right, you better be prepared and willing to admit you're WRONG. But you're not only rarely right, you won't ever admit to being wrong, and you say THE STUPIDEST, most ILL-INFORMED THINGS when actual correct information is literally just a finger-touch away. You're stupid AND you're LAZY.

And being a condescending asshole while being both stupid and lazy is a pretty surefire way to not make friends.

Congratulations on your vitriol.

However, you are wrong. I am not stupid, a fact you yourself have acknowledged several times when I posted things you actually approved of. I am willing to admit that I am wrong, have done so here. But in this particular case, you are wrong. Oh, and I have enough friends already. This has now progressed to hostility training. For which I am grateful.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Mmmmm. Abs.

BBQ or Buffalo?

Twid,
likes Scotland Fried Cannibalism

EAT ME!



no ... wait ...

[Reginald Ret]

The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it.

Wait, is homeopathy the same as holistic medicine?

I can't tell my pseudosciences apart anymore.

Homeopathy is the idea that like heals like, so they would use hydrochloric acid to cure a sunburn. The first homeopath noticed that this didn't have the best results so he said the healing effects got stronger if you did the magical dilute and shake several times. As you can imagine it is a very special shake. They call it potentiating. Sadly, modern homeopaths don't know their own history so they sometimes just use undiluted plantextracts and occasionaly they accidentaly actually cure someone.
Holistic medicine means medicine that look at the entire person and not just the disease or bodypart that is in trouble. Theoretically a good idea. It is mostly practiced by people with severe woo woo views on reality, so you come to get your rash fixed without losing your hair and you wind up getting your chakras re-aligned.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it.

This isn't some unexplored territory that nobody knows about. The effects of maternal coitus and orgasm on the fetus are fairly well-studied and understood. Why don't you ask an obstetrical researcher or look up scholarly articles, instead of making shit up on your own or relying on random whackjobs from the internet to give you ideas? FFS.

I disagree. I did ask the obstetrical researcher I know (in fact, it was the first thing I did), and they said they know very little about the long-term psychological effect (if any, of course) of parental sex and maternal orgasm on the fetus, or more accurately the person that that fetus grows into. There's research, sure, about the risk that parental sex poses to the pregnancy, but that is a different matter. I also looked at scientific papers: a few old ones (30-years-old, that is), but nothing recent.

Die in all the fires.