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Holist, by his own admission, "disciplines" his family by "choking them".

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 20, 2013, 03:44:55 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
Oh dear.

I think he's maybe doing that Munchausen By Proxy thing.

I'm sure the doctors will never notice those finger-shaped bruises.

He's in Hungary.  I don't think they have doctors.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
Oh dear.

I think he's maybe doing that Munchausen By Proxy thing.

I'm sure the doctors will never notice those finger-shaped bruises.

He's in Hungary.  I don't think they have doctors.

Hungarians are fom Mars or something, aren't they? I seem to recall reading that there's something strange about them. Other than Zsa Zsa.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:56:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
Oh dear.

I think he's maybe doing that Munchausen By Proxy thing.

I'm sure the doctors will never notice those finger-shaped bruises.

He's in Hungary.  I don't think they have doctors.

Hungarians are fom Mars or something, aren't they? I seem to recall reading that there's something strange about them. Other than Zsa Zsa.

They can't fight for beans.  The Soviets ate them up like popcorn.

Comes from having a nation full of alcoholic hippies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:57:06 PM
Comes from having a nation full of alcoholic hippies.

Their alcohol, by the way, is awful.  Tokaji is an abomination.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 20, 2013, 04:02:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:57:06 PM
Comes from having a nation full of alcoholic hippies.

Their alcohol, by the way, is awful.  Tokaji is an abomination.

What can you expect?  They ferment old socks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
Oh dear.

I think he's maybe doing that Munchausen By Proxy thing.

I'm sure the doctors will never notice those finger-shaped bruises.

He's in Hungary.  I don't think they have doctors.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20510267

QuoteShe suffered from kidney disease and diabetes and reportedly "did not trust" Hungarian doctors.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on November 20, 2013, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
Oh dear.

I think he's maybe doing that Munchausen By Proxy thing.

I'm sure the doctors will never notice those finger-shaped bruises.

He's in Hungary.  I don't think they have doctors.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20510267

QuoteShe suffered from kidney disease and diabetes and reportedly "did not trust" Hungarian doctors.

Would you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Emoticon Theater presents A Day at the Holist Household:

QuoteHoney, I came home from work and the 3.5 year old says she hasn't been fed all day.
\
:sadbanana:

I'm BUSY.
\
:boot:

You're on the computer.  The child is starving.
\
:sadbanana:

Look, this is IMPORTANT.  Roger is WRONG.
\
:mad:

I think the child may be more important.
\
:sadbanana:

I'M STARTING TO DOUBT WHETHER YOU'RE REALLY MY IDEAL WIFE AFTER ALL.
\
:mad:

...
\
:sadbanana:

GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
\
:mad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

This man holist seem very confuse.

You do not discipline by choking, you discipline with blow torch and pliers.  Choking is for LOVE.
Did someone say gorgeous?