Holist, by his own admission, "disciplines" his family by "choking them".

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 20, 2013, 03:44:55 PM

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Payne

#15
November 20, 2013, 05:29:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 20, 2013, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
Oh dear.

I think he's maybe doing that Munchausen By Proxy thing.

I'm sure the doctors will never notice those finger-shaped bruises.

He's in Hungary.  I don't think they have doctors.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20510267

QuoteShe suffered from kidney disease and diabetes and reportedly "did not trust" Hungarian doctors.

Would you?

Not if they don't exist, I wouldn't.

It's bad enough with the faith healers and chi-aligners practicing imaginary medicine without imaginary doctors doing it too.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
November 20, 2013, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 20, 2013, 05:29:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:20:02 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 20, 2013, 04:19:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
Oh dear.

I think he's maybe doing that Munchausen By Proxy thing.

I'm sure the doctors will never notice those finger-shaped bruises.

He's in Hungary.  I don't think they have doctors.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20510267

QuoteShe suffered from kidney disease and diabetes and reportedly "did not trust" Hungarian doctors.

Would you?

Not if they don't exist, I wouldn't.

It's bad enough with the faith healers and chi-aligners practicing imaginary medicine without imaginary doctors doing it too.

This is why they are forced to use homeopathy.   :lulz:
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
November 20, 2013, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Emoticon Theater presents A Day at the Holist Household:

QuoteHoney, I came home from work and the 3.5 year old says she hasn't been fed all day.
\
:sadbanana:

I'm BUSY.
\
:boot:

You're on the computer.  The child is starving.
\
:sadbanana:

Look, this is IMPORTANT.  Roger is WRONG.
\
:mad:

I think the child may be more important.
\
:sadbanana:

I'M STARTING TO DOUBT WHETHER YOU'RE REALLY MY IDEAL WIFE AFTER ALL.
\
:mad:

...
\
:sadbanana:

GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
\
:mad:

What holist does on the computer all day:

What holist does with his family:
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Dildo Argentino

#18
November 20, 2013, 06:23:05 PM
No, we do have doctors. Not very good ones, but then, neither do you. Unless you're able to pay through the nose. We do have a national healthcare scheme, but I recall you people in the US have progressed past that. :)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 20, 2013, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 06:23:05 PM
No, we do have doctors.

Homeopathy doesn't count.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#20
November 20, 2013, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 06:23:05 PM
No, we do have doctors.

Homeopathy doesn't count.

Yes, it does! Quite big on powers of ten, actually. :)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
November 20, 2013, 06:27:24 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 06:23:05 PM
No, we do have doctors.

Homeopathy doesn't count.

Yes, it does! Quite big on powers of ten, actually. :)

Well, there we go.  The nation's chief export is mud, and they rely on daytime television mystics for their medicine.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#22
November 20, 2013, 06:34:30 PM
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Suu

#23
November 20, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Emoticon Theater presents A Day at the Holist Household:

QuoteHoney, I came home from work and the 3.5 year old says she hasn't been fed all day.
\
:sadbanana:

I'm BUSY.
\
:boot:

You're on the computer.  The child is starving.
\
:sadbanana:

Look, this is IMPORTANT.  Roger is WRONG.
\
:mad:

I think the child may be more important.
\
:sadbanana:

I'M STARTING TO DOUBT WHETHER YOU'RE REALLY MY IDEAL WIFE AFTER ALL.
\
:mad:

...
\
:sadbanana:

GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
\
:mad:

:potd:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#24
November 20, 2013, 07:13:10 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Emoticon Theater presents A Day at the Holist Household:

QuoteHoney, I came home from work and the 3.5 year old says she hasn't been fed all day.
\
:sadbanana:

I'm BUSY.
\
:boot:

You're on the computer.  The child is starving.
\
:sadbanana:

Look, this is IMPORTANT.  Roger is WRONG.
\
:mad:

I think the child may be more important.
\
:sadbanana:

I'M STARTING TO DOUBT WHETHER YOU'RE REALLY MY IDEAL WIFE AFTER ALL.
\
:mad:

...
\
:sadbanana:

GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
\
:mad:

:potd:

:thanks:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#25
November 21, 2013, 01:58:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 20, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Emoticon Theater presents A Day at the Holist Household:

QuoteHoney, I came home from work and the 3.5 year old says she hasn't been fed all day.
\
:sadbanana:

I'm BUSY.
\
:boot:

You're on the computer.  The child is starving.
\
:sadbanana:

Look, this is IMPORTANT.  Roger is WRONG.
\
:mad:

I think the child may be more important.
\
:sadbanana:

I'M STARTING TO DOUBT WHETHER YOU'RE REALLY MY IDEAL WIFE AFTER ALL.
\
:mad:

...
\
:sadbanana:

GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
\
:mad:

:potd:

:lulz:
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