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Sylvia Browne Dead at 77

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 21, 2013, 03:50:09 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

My first reaction was relief. My second was dread. The new age section is, like, totally going to be nothing but reprints of her stuff for, like, ever. GAWD!
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Well if nothing else it should be easier for her to communicate with the dead now.
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Junkenstein

http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/20/sylvia-browne-world-famous-psychic-dead/

QuoteBrowne specialized in psychic detective work, and attempted to help on several missing person cases ... with varying results.


If "varying results" means "statistically significantly worse than just pure guesswork" then I guess this is accurate.
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Junkenstein

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 21, 2013, 05:51:37 AM
My first reaction was relief. My second was dread. The new age section is, like, totally going to be nothing but reprints of her stuff for, like, ever. GAWD!

I would say that this would be a prime candidate for book heckling.
Explanation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjrEmDn8Wk&feature=youtu.be&t=4m40s
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hooplala

I suspect Montel Williams will conduct annual seances, trying to connect with her.
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Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 21, 2013, 02:37:13 PM
I suspect Montel Williams will conduct annual seances, trying to connect with her.

Montel will most likely discover a NEW Sylvia, if he's still doing that show.
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I wish the best for her, liar or not.
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Cain

Quote from: Junkenstein on November 21, 2013, 01:38:01 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/20/sylvia-browne-world-famous-psychic-dead/

QuoteBrowne specialized in psychic detective work, and attempted to help on several missing person cases ... with varying results.


If "varying results" means "statistically significantly worse than just pure guesswork" then I guess this is accurate.

You have to admit though, it's a hell of an accomplishment.  Most people can only strive for mediocrity, and statistically insignificant disparities in what they choose to do.  While we celebrate the great man or woman who finds success, we should also recognize the sort of skill it takes to be consistently and repeatedly wrong.  It's like celebrating both the darts champion, and the player who managed to miss the board with every single throw, over the vast majority of their career.

Junkenstein

Quote from: Cain on November 22, 2013, 09:28:18 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 21, 2013, 01:38:01 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/20/sylvia-browne-world-famous-psychic-dead/

QuoteBrowne specialized in psychic detective work, and attempted to help on several missing person cases ... with varying results.


If "varying results" means "statistically significantly worse than just pure guesswork" then I guess this is accurate.

You have to admit though, it's a hell of an accomplishment.  Most people can only strive for mediocrity, and statistically insignificant disparities in what they choose to do.  While we celebrate the great man or woman who finds success, we should also recognize the sort of skill it takes to be consistently and repeatedly wrong.  It's like celebrating both the darts champion, and the player who managed to miss the board with every single throw, over the vast majority of their career.

This is true. Most people don't get the opportunity to be that bad at their chosen profession for their whole life.

It's actually a bit of a shame, because you could probably have made decent cash just betting against her predictions.

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Junkenstein

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 22, 2013, 05:57:05 AM
I wish the best for her, liar or not.

Twid, I saw this earlier and just think it's worth noting that this level of compassion is most impressive. You're a better man than I.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Note:  She did in fact foresee her death.  At 88.   

Rounding.   :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 22, 2013, 06:02:06 PM
Note:  She did in fact foresee her death.  At 88.   

Rounding.   :lol:

One final incorrect prediction is kind of fitting.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Junkenstein on November 22, 2013, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 22, 2013, 05:57:05 AM
I wish the best for her, liar or not.

Twid, I saw this earlier and just think it's worth noting that this level of compassion is most impressive. You're a better man than I.

It's that whole fundamental and unwavering respect for all human life. Not necessarily something that makes me a better man. A sucker, perhaps, but not necessarily a better man.
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