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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, November 23, 2013, 03:08:31 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#60
January 31, 2014, 05:04:42 AM
Also I spilled ether on my left glove. Not a big deal but the smell did get pretty damn intense.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
January 31, 2014, 07:19:19 AM
Aw I am remembering huffing ether with Bijijoo and a sack of red wine and a scanner and a lot of porn and some pencils.

Man, those were the days!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#62
January 31, 2014, 07:36:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 31, 2014, 07:19:19 AM
Aw I am remembering huffing ether with Bijijoo and a sack of red wine and a scanner and a lot of porn and some pencils.

Man, those were the days!

You know, this was my first time smelling ether.

Based on initial reaction, I don't see how we got to the point of "yeah, this is worth huffing."

My first reaction was, "that's a weird smell" followed by "dear god what the fuck is that smell?!" followed by "oh it must be ether" followed by "fuck! I got ether on my nitrile glove! Uh... it smells. Oh good, it's evaporating quickly, I don't have to mop it up."
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Nephew Twiddleton

#63
January 31, 2014, 07:45:49 AM
I gotta ask though, what's it like?

Not going to do it obviously, just curious.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#64
February 02, 2014, 12:40:03 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 31, 2014, 07:45:49 AM
I gotta ask though, what's it like?

Not going to do it obviously, just curious.

It makes you dizzy, and then gives you a headache afterwards.

It's a lot like getting drunk, but worse for your brain.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#65
February 02, 2014, 12:41:08 AM
It also makes your mouth taste funny. It's sort of like a cross between nitrous oxide and drinking three shots of vodka in a row.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#66
February 02, 2014, 05:25:44 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#67
February 02, 2014, 06:16:53 AM
It is exactly like that, only without the smoking, unless you're really into being on fire.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#68
February 02, 2014, 06:19:40 AM
The best time was the time that we spent all night drawing pornographic images of women with animal heads and animals with woman heads, and the next day he returned the scanner because it wasn't working, and left my picture of the cow-headed woman spreading beaver in it by accident. :lulz: Who knows whether anyone ever saw it, but it's fun to imagine.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#69
February 02, 2014, 07:06:01 AM
 :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#70
March 27, 2014, 10:47:06 PM
So, uh... I get to take an extended view of a specimen that I trapped in an Erlenmeyer flask.

I'm not certain of the species, but I am DAMN sure of the genus and family.

The genus is Cimex.

Cimex.

Cimex.

Cimex on my pillow.

Cimex is actually a pretty interesting genus, now that I have a trapped specimen.




We really can't get rid of them, can we?


They actually do, have extraordinarily interesting behavior (resist genocide)

I want to kill it.
I want to know why it is still here.
Also I want to kill it.



I won't. My rage is tempered by curiosity.



AND WHY. ARE. THEY. STILL. HERE.



I want to kill it. Badly. It will never feed again. I need not. But goddamn. I want it to suffer.
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LMNO

#71
March 28, 2014, 11:53:36 AM
Oh, shit.

Sorry to hear that.

Perhaps you're picking them up from somewhere else and bringing them home?

Nephew Twiddleton

#72
March 28, 2014, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2014, 11:53:36 AM
Oh, shit.

Sorry to hear that.

Perhaps you're picking them up from somewhere else and bringing them home?

Perhaps.

Or, one of my roommates is.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#73
March 28, 2014, 06:57:24 PM
Diatomaceous earth.

And kill your roomies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#74
March 28, 2014, 07:17:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2014, 06:57:24 PM
Diatomaceous earth.

And kill your roomies.

Have it.

Kinda want to.
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