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AAAAHHH WOMAN!
« on: November 25, 2013, 03:06:31 am »
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: AAAAHHH WOMAN!
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2013, 03:14:51 am »
Are you worried that this person might be your soul mate? Because she definitely likes using sharp things on softer materials.
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2013, 03:22:20 am »
My pance were annihilated at the words "Let's Gut It!".

A few buttons might have translated out the window and created a second "valentines day massacre" against the brickwork of the indian joint.

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Re: AAAAHHH WOMAN!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2013, 05:03:04 am »
 :lulz:

She's pretty crushworthy. She also reminds me of my friend Ludwig, who is a hot and brilliant chemist whose hobby is... actually, I don't think I should describe her hobby.
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Re: AAAAHHH WOMAN!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2013, 06:15:19 am »
Your children would be adorable little mad scientists running around sharpening things and eviscerating other things with their newly sharpened things and writing down the results. Only to become disgruntled and construct new, sharper things to do more SCIENCE! with . . . yeah, I don't think you two should meet.
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Re: AAAAHHH WOMAN!
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2013, 04:02:03 am »
Your children would be adorable little mad scientists running around sharpening things and eviscerating other things with their newly sharpened things and writing down the results. Only to become disgruntled and construct new, sharper things to do more SCIENCE! with . . . yeah, I don't think you two should meet.

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Re: AAAAHHH WOMAN!
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 02:27:02 pm »
If I wanted any of you to be safe from my progeny I would only breed with the moral equivalent of Mother Theresa on Prozac

Most of you can take care of yourselves though.
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