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Unleash the PUNS!

Started by Chelagoras The Boulder, November 25, 2013, 07:43:47 PM

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Chelagoras The Boulder

A friend of mine went to a furry party a while back, told me he had a good time. However he mentioned that the guy hosting had forbidden alcohol, because he didn't want things to get too rowdy. I immediately respond....

"Yea, you wouldn't want all those furries to be running around like ANIMALS, would ya?  :lulz:
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
A friend of mine went to a furry party a while back,

This makes me sad.   :sad:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

This thread is a toolbox.

I haven't declared any thread to be a toolbox in a long time, and it feels good.

Chelagoras The Boulder


Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 09:57:41 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.

There was this one guy, RWHN, who loved them.  He loved them so much that we all hate them.  Forever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#7
Quote from: Payne on November 25, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
This thread is a toolbox.

I haven't declared any thread to be a toolbox in a long time, and it feels good.
I've literally never heard the term toolbox like that before.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 09:57:41 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.

There was this one guy, RWHN, who loved them.  He loved them so much that we all hate them.  Forever.
See, now this makes ME sad.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

We need to get Holist in here ASAP.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lenin McCarthy

Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.

You have made me decide to change my avatar.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.
:lulz:
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 26, 2013, 01:41:33 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.
:lulz:
OK, that one didn't make me want to kill a fucker. Mostly because i can't stop laughing.
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