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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM

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Reginald Ret

#30
December 02, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Ostriches put their head underground, near water the waterlevel will be high so you will drown if you put your head underground. Makes perfect sense to me.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Payne

#31
December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
December 02, 2013, 05:20:45 PM
Discordians believe that saying "Hello" wrecks your lurker cred.

Discordians believe that the only solution to our problems is FIRE.  They are correct in this.

Discordians don't exist.  This doesn't slow them down.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#33
December 02, 2013, 09:58:22 PM
Lurkers wear ostrich pillows.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Reginald Ret

#34
December 03, 2013, 12:01:20 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
December 03, 2013, 12:15:21 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 02, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Ostriches put their head underground, near water the waterlevel will be high so you will drown if you put your head underground. Makes perfect sense to me.

OH OF COURSE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#37
December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#38
December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.

THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".

FFS.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro

#39
December 03, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.

THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".

FFS.

Holy fuck it's true!

minuspace

#40
December 03, 2013, 08:41:21 AM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 03, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.

THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".

FFS.

Holy fuck it's true!
Bearing Fosters for you, too!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
December 05, 2013, 01:03:30 AM
ITT we learn that Payne's dick is the size of a Fosters can.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#42
December 05, 2013, 03:56:06 AM
Poor Pixie!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
December 05, 2013, 04:09:12 AM
I know, ouch! It would be horrible for an ordinary woman.

But Pixie has tricks that would make an ordinary man piss himself in terror.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#44
December 05, 2013, 04:20:42 AM
sheela-na-gig, ITT.
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