FIRST CHRISTMAS SONG OF THE SEASON: THAT GODDAMN HARD ROCK CANDY CHRISTMAS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want to make a statue of Santa on a crucifix breastfeeding baby Jesus.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Little glass ones would be great too.
I'd wear something like that ALL YEAR.

[PeregrineBF]

Christmas music isn't always bad. Just 99% of the modern stuff is shit.
Like "Remember O Thou Man," about why you should be glad of Jesus, because you're going to hell, you asshole.

Remember Adam's fall,
O thou Man, O thou Man,
Remember Adam's fall
   From Heaven to Hell.
Remember Adam's fall,
How we were condemned all
To Hell perpetual,
   There for to dwell.

Or "Gloucestershire Wassail," a song about drinking to.. well, everything the carolers can get drunk to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q-yxeow7Xw

Proper Christmas music, yes?

[hirley0]

I'm pret

&i Naturally AM not