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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2014, 07:10:13 am »
Dear Square Enix,

please stop putting giant, badly rendered floating E's in light blue above things I need to steal in your Thief remake.  It's not so much immersion ruining as cringe-worthy effects that should have been abandoned in 2004 with the advent of modern graphic processors.

I know I could turn this off, but it gives me extra points for doing so.  It feels like cheating.

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2014, 11:35:44 am »
Hey Sims... Guess what? A pizza box on the floor should not block a hallway. In real life, I would simply step over it, not piss my pants attempting to decide how to maneuver around it.

Also, piss is not blue.
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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2014, 04:08:25 pm »
Hey Sims... Guess what? A pizza box on the floor should not block a hallway. In real life, I would simply step over it, not piss my pants attempting to decide how to maneuver around it.

Also, piss is not blue.

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2014, 04:09:54 pm »
DEAR "HOW LONG I CAN AVOID DOING LAUNDRY?"

YOU HAVE MADE ME A SOCIAL PARIAH YET AGAIN

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2014, 04:11:47 pm »
DEAR "WHICH ONE OF THESE GLASSES HAS PEE IN IT"

YOU'VE RUINED ANOTHER PERFECTLY GOOD CRAVAT.

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2014, 04:18:31 pm »
DEAR "BALL PIPE":

WHO AM I KIDDING, I STILL LOVE YOU

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2014, 04:57:49 pm »
DEAR "BALL PIPE":

WHO AM I KIDDING, I STILL LOVE YOU

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2014, 01:39:29 am »
DEAR "BALL PIPE":

WHO AM I KIDDING, I STILL LOVE YOU

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2014, 02:54:53 pm »
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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2014, 06:43:41 pm »
DEAR "BALL PIPE":

WHO AM I KIDDING, I STILL LOVE YOU

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2014, 06:44:07 pm »
Dear Dark Souls II:

WHERE DID THAT FUCKING ARROW COME FROM HOLY SHIT

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2014, 10:03:59 pm »
DEAR SKYRIM,

IF I AM PLAYING "DEAD IS DEAD"/"IRONMAN" PLAYTHROUGH WHERE I DELETE THE CHARACTER IF I DIE, IT IS HILARIOUS BUMMER TO HAVE DRAGON IN STARTING CUTSCENE GLITCH OUT AND KILL ME BEFORE I GET CONTROL OF MY CHARACTER.

THX

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2014, 12:12:31 am »
That old fart in Diablo, right?

"HAIL PALADIN!"

WTF?  I'm just some guy in a suit of shitty armor and shortsword.  For all YOU know, I run the thieves' guild.

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2014, 02:43:49 am »
not a game but FUCK YOU, INTEGRATED RATE LAW CALCULATIONS. YOU FUCKING MAKE SENSE IN THE TUTORIAL BUT WHEN I FOLLOW ALL THE STEPS AND DO EVERYTHING PERFECTLY IN THE ACTUAL PROBLEMSET MY ANSWERS DON'T EVEN VAGUELY RESEMBLE WHAT THEY SHOULD I HATE YOU FUCK YOU IN THE FACE.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2014, 08:02:37 am »
DEAR SKYRIM,

IF I AM PLAYING "DEAD IS DEAD"/"IRONMAN" PLAYTHROUGH WHERE I DELETE THE CHARACTER IF I DIE, IT IS HILARIOUS BUMMER TO HAVE DRAGON IN STARTING CUTSCENE GLITCH OUT AND KILL ME BEFORE I GET CONTROL OF MY CHARACTER.

THX

It's even worse when you jump through that tower die due to fall damage.  I'm not sure which mod is causing that (I suspect Realistic Force and Ragdolls) or if it's a mix between the fall damage and uber-fire damage from Dragon Combat Overhaul/Deadly Dragons/Deadly Improved Shouts.

I mean, having a dragon kill you is badass.  Falling out of a window while on fire is just lame.

Meanwhile, complaint.

DEAR BIOWERE (PLS),

When I spend 99,000 credits on an Arsenal Pack, I do not want to get Thermal Clips, a VI Targeting System, Explosive Ammo III, Cryo Ammo IV and Cryo Ammo IV.  I just checked and I'm pretty sure I have tons of blacklisted weapons yet to unlock.  I do not want the two most useless ammos in the game, a weapon boost bonus that relies entirely on my (in)ability to headshot and fucking thermal clips, which I use once in a blue moon anyway.