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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2014, 05:34:58 am »
DEAR WARCRAFT 3 MAP MAKERS, IF YOUR CUSTOM MAP SCRIPT INTERRUPTS NORMAL GAMEPLAY AT RANDOM INTERVALS TO PLAY TERRIBLE MUSIC AND ZOOM IN ON THE BOSS STANDING THERE SCRATCHING HIS ASS YET AGAIN, TEST THE FUCKING SCENE AT LEAST ONCE SO I DON'T LOSE FOUR HOURS OF GRUELING HARDCORE GAMEPLAY (twice!) BECAUSE YOUR STUPID FANCY EFFECT THING GETS STUCK IN A LOOP AND NEVER ENDS!

Also, DEAR WURM ONLINE, A CHAIN LINK FENCE THAT DOESNT EVEN REACH MY KNEES SHOULD NOT STOP ME FROM CROSSING IT.
P.S... a rope fence should be easily cut by a knife in 5 seconds, rather than having to bash it with a large maul for two hours.
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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2014, 11:28:34 am »
Also, DEAR WURM ONLINE, A CHAIN LINK FENCE THAT DOESNT EVEN REACH MY KNEES SHOULD NOT STOP ME FROM CROSSING IT.

This is one of my top peeves in games. I understand the reasoning, to look pretty but still prevent you from going that direction, but very annoying. Same with the invisible walls in the middle of what seems like a big open area.
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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2014, 01:35:50 pm »
Why do you hate me when all I want to do is Praise the Sun?

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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2014, 06:36:37 am »
THE CAMERA ISN'T EVEN A REAL OBJECT IN THE CONTEXT OF THE GAME WORLD! IT SHOULD NOT BUMP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN I TRY TO ROTATE IT!
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Re: Rant at the game you're playing
« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2014, 06:12:11 am »
Dear Five Nights at Freddy's
WHHHHYYYYY!? Why do you hurt me so? I love you so much but every night you leave me a scarred and broken human being, so full of fear. This has got to be the most abusive relationship i have ever had with a game, where you make me admire your masterful use of tension and dread one minute and then haunt my dreams the next. I saw how my friend adam was with Dark Souls, and i thought that would never happen to me. But here i am, afraid to play you and afraid to not. How do you do this to me Freddy?
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