A Curse

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

May you live a life of mundane misery and petty misfortune.

May you never be shot, stabbed, poisoned, or maimed.
May you never love anyone as much as your mother loved you.
May you never fight for any hopeless cause.
May you never wear a uniform of your own design.
May you never make the decisions that affect the course of your life.
May you never cry from laughter.
May you never be interesting.
May you die of mundane causes, after long and uneventful old age.
May your family never know who you really are.
May your memory fade away.

May you never matter at all.

[LMNO]

Wait, what was that second one again?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

It's supposed to be "I curse you to a bubble of meaningless nothing." Though the second part is all bad things, those are dramatic bad things, and fucknuts does not even deserve negative excitement.

[LMNO]

If I may play the role of "fuckstick editor", how about 'may you never have scars'?

[Sita]

Well that just pretty much describes my life (minus the never cry from laughter and possibly the love as much as your mother one).
Who knew I was already cursed?

[LMNO]

I dunno. I'd say you're pretty interesting.

You're here, right?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Well that just pretty much describes my life (minus the never cry from laughter and possibly the love as much as your mother one).
Who knew I was already cursed?

Not dead yet, you have the option to be more interesting any time you want

[Sita]

I dunno. I'd say you're pretty interesting.

You're here, right?

Thanks for that

Maybe it's just my perception of interesting is on the blink whenever I look at my life. Will work on that.

[LMNO]

The human brain converts "happens often" to "normal".


Compare your past week to your neighbor's.  That usually works for me.


"Oh, just a normal week.  Went to a drag bar on Monday, band practice Tuesday, got weird with my wife in bed on Wednesday, in the studio on Thursday, Gay Bar on Friday, saw a kickass band on Saturday, laundry on Sunday.  You know, the usual."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If I may play the role of "fuckstick editor", how about 'may you never have scars'?

Kitty Genovese was stabbed.  We still remember her.

And it's been 49 years.

[Penumbral]

The human brain converts "happens often" to "normal".

This has been something that has been happening a lot in my life lately.

"How was your week?"
- "Routine"
"That doesn't sound very interesting."
-"You don't know my routine."

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Technically, "normal" just refers to...[/requia] oh never mind.

[whenhellfreezes]

It's supposed to be "I curse you to a bubble of meaningless nothing." Though the second part is all bad things, those are dramatic bad things, and fucknuts does not even deserve negative excitement.

Care to explain the resentment?

[Reginald Ret]

The human brain converts "happens often" to "normal".


Compare your past week to your neighbor's.  That usually works for me.


"Oh, just a normal week.  Went to a drag bar on Monday, band practice Tuesday, got weird with my wife in bed on Wednesday, in the studio on Thursday, Gay Bar on Friday, saw a kickass band on Saturday, laundry on Sunday.  You know, the usual."

That is an excellent mental exercise. I will try to remember it this time, I forgot I already read this.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

It's supposed to be "I curse you to a bubble of meaningless nothing." Though the second part is all bad things, those are dramatic bad things, and fucknuts does not even deserve negative excitement.

Care to explain the resentment?

I completely forget who I wrote this for now....