Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I didn't even buy any Pogs.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.

[hooplala]

Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.

I read the Alex article... that is some truly horrific shit.  How did you find out it's her?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Been away a couple of days. Here's the highlights:

Saturday: Went to Pat (other guitarist) and Meaghan's house for Christmas party. Announcement at party: Meaghan's pregnant. Holy shit. It's kinda weird because I've never had friends this close become parents when I was this close to them (Pickles and I lost touch during the time Pickleson happened).

Sunday: Villager and I went to the downstairs apartment and helped Villager's bestie's roommate build a fort using a couch, a futon, two CD towers, pillows, rope and blankets. Then we played videogames in the fort.

Today: Grades from Algebra came in. A-. My cumulative GPA is 3.47 or something like that.

Tomorrow: Work for 4 hours, get paid for 8.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Been away a couple of days. Here's the highlights:

Saturday: Went to Pat (other guitarist) and Meaghan's house for Christmas party. Announcement at party: Meaghan's pregnant. Holy shit. It's kinda weird because I've never had friends this close become parents when I was this close to them (Pickles and I lost touch during the time Pickleson happened).

Sunday: Villager and I went to the downstairs apartment and helped Villager's bestie's roommate build a fort using a couch, a futon, two CD towers, pillows, rope and blankets. Then we played videogames in the fort.

Today: Grades from Algebra came in. A-. My cumulative GPA is 3.47 or something like that.

Tomorrow: Work for 4 hours, get paid for 8.

All good news, yay!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Been away a couple of days. Here's the highlights:

Saturday: Went to Pat (other guitarist) and Meaghan's house for Christmas party. Announcement at party: Meaghan's pregnant. Holy shit. It's kinda weird because I've never had friends this close become parents when I was this close to them (Pickles and I lost touch during the time Pickleson happened).

Sunday: Villager and I went to the downstairs apartment and helped Villager's bestie's roommate build a fort using a couch, a futon, two CD towers, pillows, rope and blankets. Then we played videogames in the fort.

Today: Grades from Algebra came in. A-. My cumulative GPA is 3.47 or something like that.

Tomorrow: Work for 4 hours, get paid for 8.

All good news, yay!

We inverted the couch on top of the futon and used the CD towers as braces. It held.  I'll post the pic momentarily.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The "We'll be waiting" is addressed to Villager's bestie, who left for upstate NY a few hours earlier.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.

Holy Jesus Wept. That chick is sick sick sick.

[Telarus]

to Twid for the Fort!!!!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The "We'll be waiting" is addressed to Villager's bestie, who left for upstate NY a few hours earlier.

Serious fort is serious!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shit got real weird today and basically all I ended up doing is trolling FB Discordians and webstalking a crazy girl who three-four days ago pretended to be raped and monopolized my mama's group with her drama, which was revealed this morning to all be fake. So fake. Fake fake fake.

That is weird shit. Why would you fake a rape? Sorry your day was nuts.

She has Munchausen by Internet syndrome.

Here's the most upsetting thing. It is POSSIBLE that she was not faking. But in the fairly recent past she's faked/lied about rape, cancer, HIV, AIDS, miscarriage, anorexia, and being forced to give a baby up for adoption. She is "Alex" in this article: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-lying-disease/Content?oid=15337239

She is "Cara" and "Mollie" in this article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277

So the POSSIBILITY that she isn't faking makes the probability that she is faking that much more upsetting.

It seemed off to me. Who posts rape selfies? Why with all the other details no mention of who the guy was? She completely took over the group for days, and then someone finally Googled her and it all came out.

I read the Alex article... that is some truly horrific shit.  How did you find out it's her?

Someone Googled her. She used the same name for a bunch of this shit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The "We'll be waiting" is addressed to Villager's bestie, who left for upstate NY a few hours earlier.

This is awesome.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What's even better, is that after the pic, we were like, "Fort needs to be bigger." Fort eventually encompassed living room.