Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Someone set the ornamental shrubs across the street on fire. Fire dept and police showed up. Another wonderful chapter in today's adventure.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I woke up this morning and the dog had wet the bed.

Yep. I stretched and my foot entered the wet zone, and I was like, WTF? Did I spill water on my bed last night? I was drunk, after all.

NOPE. PEE. Dog still lying in it.

Now I  have her on watch for a bladder infection. Dog!

Then I threw my bedding, all in a big wad, down to the bottom of the basement stairs. Kinda forgot about it, went down a while later to feed the cat, OOPS MISJUDGED FELL DOWN STAIRS. No injuries, all is well, went back upstairs to get ready to go. Tried to put contacts in, could not get left contact in. Gave up after maybe 10 minutes, decided to wear glasses... could not get right contact out. FFFFFFFFU

Met up with friends. Tried to go to a movie downtown, it was sold out. Drove to Oregon City, pre-bought tickets for the 4 pm showing. Decided to have lunch, everything was closed. Ended up at Sharis. Sharis, which for some reason serves the one thing on earth I'm dangerously allergic to, honeydew melon, on your plate by default.

Got that straightened out, ate some tots, rad! Went to the movie. Fucking loved the movie.

Went back to friend's house to make dinner, SURPRISE! Her kids and ex-husband were there. Friend fumed a bit, it was adorable. Made dinner. Drank some wine. Blah blah blah 3 middle-aged divorcees who have known each other for 22 years, cackling hens etc.

Came home, realized that dog pee bedding is still unwashed in basement, and I do not get to sleep until it is clean and dry. So tired.

Best day ever!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Boy I am no-longer-so-secretly in love with is probably coming to visit in a couple months.

Life is good.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Boy I am no-longer-so-secretly in love with is probably coming to visit in a couple months.

Life is good.

YAY!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Boy I am no-longer-so-secretly in love with is probably coming to visit in a couple months.

Life is good.

YAY!

Yes. I am hopeful that it will go where I'd like it to go, ie. to bed. I feel like if I've waited 20 years, what's a few months?

[LMNO]

And I'm at work, again.

[Odibex Grallspice]

I had a dream I banged Jamie Lee Curtis last night. Which is strange for two reasons, one there's no rightly reason I should be thinking of Ms. Curtis, and two, my erotic dreams don't usually include full consummation..the girl usually turns into a doll or her sex parts turn into some thing hideous before I can get the deed done.

[LMNO]

Trading Places Curtis, True Lies Curtis, or Activia-shiller Curtis?

[Odibex Grallspice]

I'm not even sure, I'm not that familiar with her oeuvre. She looked pretty good, though. Her blouse fell open exposing her breast and I was ready to go. 

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm not even sure, I'm not that familiar with her oeuvre. She looked pretty good, though. Her blouse fell open exposing her breast and I was ready to go. 

That's Activia commercial Curtis. You dog, you.

[Odibex Grallspice]

Is that the one where she was no hair? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Posted my first two outbound letters in the project thread, since the recipients have already read them.

[Odibex Grallspice]

For a non-reader those things are neigh insurmountable. 

[LMNO]

For a non-reader those things are neigh insurmountable.

You do realize that the vast majority of content on this site requires reading, correct?

[Odibex Grallspice]

Yeah, whateves, I kind of realized that.. But I'm still trying to wear my party dress.