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Odibex Grallspice

#1470
December 30, 2013, 10:25:25 PM
Look, I'm no hound dog...but I should like to know if I am surrounded by lady-folk.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1471
December 30, 2013, 10:27:54 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:25:25 PM
Look, I'm no hound dog...but I should like to know if I am surrounded by lady-folk.

I am an angry Black woman.

And a beautiful fairy princess.  I have proof of this on Youtube.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Odibex Grallspice

#1472
December 30, 2013, 10:29:39 PM
Oh, baby call me master!  :fap:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1473
December 30, 2013, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 09:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 30, 2013, 07:48:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 06:32:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 30, 2013, 05:37:44 PM
Board is empty again today.  Except for Obadai Grallspex or whatever his name is, and LuciferX explaining why woo > physics, etc.

So I'm going to go find something offline to do.

Sorry.  Lunch with Mrs LMNO, and then I had to revisit some of the LessWrong quantum physics sequence, because of that damn science fiction thread.

No worries.  I assume you're busy during the day, these days.  Cain's got shit on his plate, and Nigel is busier than hell.

Everyone else, though, has fucked off to Facebook to share and Like, because they care.  Most people won't bother to share or repost, you know.  It's a well-known fact.

I checked in here briefly, then I fucked off to facebook to make sure one of my groups wasn't getting infested with INTUITIVE PAGAN, then I came back.

Bring the "intuitive pagans" here.   :lulz:

I've never heard that term, but I already know what it means:  Even the ridiculous forms of neo-paganism thrown off in favor of flat-out, unadorned wish-fulfillment fantasy.

Please yes do. I am ever so interested in hearing what enlightenment my intuitive brothers and sisters bring to the butcher table. Oh my yes.

This just in : My newer-than-new boss just fired 2/3 rds of the staff.  :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: I am closing forever. Hehehehe. HAHAHAHAA.

Your place of work is an ongoing trainwreck that never fails to amaze.

Did they at least get rid of that one shitty, lazy coworker who lies? Or is she long gone?

That was the last manager. She quit. The new-new manager is firing pretty much everyone else. Except me and one other guy. Problem? Hasn't hired anyone. :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1474
December 30, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
I am a 17-year-old gay male person (hate being called boy, I'm a man, god damn it) living in the South USoA. I am also a pretty pretty princess.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Odibex Grallspice

#1475
December 30, 2013, 10:50:59 PM
Are you a fan of the Drive-by Truckers or did you just filch their name?

LMNO

#1476
December 30, 2013, 11:40:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.

You're just jealous that after all this time, I still get modeling gigs for Fredrick's.

EK WAFFLR

#1477
December 31, 2013, 12:11:46 AM
This pretty princess has made some new music with the new guy in the band.

What do y'allses think? https://soundcloud.com/fabian-schmidt-10/no-cure
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Freeky

#1478
December 31, 2013, 01:29:04 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 11:40:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.

You're just jealous that after all this time, I still get modeling gigs for Fredrick's.

:aaa: :1fap:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1479
December 31, 2013, 02:25:42 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 30, 2013, 11:40:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:10:38 PM
OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 30, 2013, 10:08:05 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 30, 2013, 10:04:18 PM
Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.
That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.

You're just jealous that after all this time, I still get modeling gigs for Fredrick's.

Fact.  LMNO does his little turn on the catwalk.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1480
December 31, 2013, 02:30:41 AM
I FEEL WISDOM™ COMING ON.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1481
December 31, 2013, 02:31:05 AM
NOTHING IS AS BAD AS IT SEEMS.

BUT YOU'RE STILL FUCKED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Da6s

#1482
December 31, 2013, 02:47:21 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 30, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
I am a 17-year-old gay male person (hate being called boy, I'm a man, god damn it) living in the South USoA. I am also a pretty pretty princess.


Define "in the South".
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Telarus

#1483
December 31, 2013, 02:50:51 AM
A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#1484
December 31, 2013, 04:27:07 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 29, 2013, 04:54:25 PM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Dear god.

OK, so I am not an expert, but at the very least, that amount of alcohol will make you fat.

Also, gin.

Twid,
likes gin, but not that much.
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