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Telarus

#855
December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)
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Telarus

#856
December 19, 2013, 03:31:24 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.

:lulz:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#857
December 19, 2013, 03:32:01 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)

When I convert to Buddhism, I expect I'll be talking to you a lot.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#858
December 19, 2013, 03:33:42 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.

:potd:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Telarus

#859
December 19, 2013, 03:37:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 19, 2013, 03:32:01 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)

When I convert to Buddhism, I expect I'll be talking to you a lot.

Sure :) I have a VERY unorthodox view of many things, but I can definitely point you towards sources for the mainstream interpretations too.
Telarus, KSC,
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Nephew Twiddleton

#860
December 19, 2013, 03:41:57 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:37:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 19, 2013, 03:32:01 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 19, 2013, 03:30:23 AM
Tell him that you are really a Makyo (an illusion borne of over focusing during zen meditation), and that right now you're too busy to be anything else. Then give him the Sri Syadasti chant to chew on. ;)

When I convert to Buddhism, I expect I'll be talking to you a lot.

Sure :) I have a VERY unorthodox view of many things, but I can definitely point you towards sources for the mainstream interpretations too.

Unorthodox is good.

Twid,
Accidentally had bacon today
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#861
December 19, 2013, 03:46:27 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:11:25 AM
So I have this dilemma.

Drunk on the freedom of Winter Break, the other day I accidentally a whole Zen monk. Now he thinks he is in love and wants to marry me?!?! I am not for that kind of thing. What do?

Remind him that all things on earth are fleeting.
:mittens::mittens::mittens:

Holy shit. I actually think this is probably the best possible strategy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#862
December 19, 2013, 03:47:43 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 19, 2013, 03:28:58 AM
Yeah, it was a perfect setup for the "impermanence" thing.  :lulz:

"I wanna be a monk, no I don't, I wanna get married" doesn't sound like a stable type, anyway. Maybe remind him of that if he gets pesty.  :lol:

Zen monks can marry... pretty much the only monks I know of who can't are Catholics.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#863
December 19, 2013, 03:48:46 AM
He is already trying to Zen me. I am UNZENNABLE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#864
December 19, 2013, 04:03:00 AM
Hoopla already has the perfect answer, but you may want to point out you already have your dick in his ass.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#865
December 19, 2013, 04:04:44 AM
ZING!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#866
December 19, 2013, 04:46:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 03:48:46 AM
He is already trying to Zen me. I am UNZENNABLE.

There is no Zen.  There is only Nigel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#867
December 19, 2013, 04:47:24 AM
Out here in the desert, we're all Zen Druids.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY OAK TREE THAT ISN'T THERE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#868
December 19, 2013, 04:48:05 AM
WITH A DICK IN YOUR ASS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#869
December 19, 2013, 04:48:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 19, 2013, 04:48:05 AM
WITH A DICK IN YOUR ASS!

That is most definitely there, Zen or no Zen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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