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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, December 02, 2013, 08:25:54 PM

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Cain

#300
December 12, 2013, 01:22:21 PM
Oh believe me, the most divisive thing in the player base is whether Asari or Quarians have better backsides. 

Obviously this means my next video needs to be of a Quarian...you know, for science and stuff.

LMNO

#301
December 12, 2013, 01:45:16 PM
Clearly.  Science.

Suu

#302
December 12, 2013, 01:58:38 PM
Off to my religion final.

This could be lulzy or ridiculous, depending on how much of a prick the professor wants to be to all of us.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#303
December 12, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#304
December 12, 2013, 02:16:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.

Hilarity ensues.

The Good Reverend Roger

#305
December 12, 2013, 03:11:02 PM
Got an audit going on (environmental), a CPR class in the next room (which I was supposed to be in), plus the compactor down (imagine a 4 story tall pellet machine), and a mystery problem with a baghouse.  And half my guys are in mandatory training that could probably have been scheduled at sometime other than "the last minute".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#306
December 12, 2013, 03:12:13 PM
Can any of these be solved by vomiting or shitting on something?

The Good Reverend Roger

#307
December 12, 2013, 03:14:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:12:13 PM
Can any of these be solved by vomiting or shitting on something?

Sadly, no.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#308
December 12, 2013, 03:17:53 PM
I'm shocked.  I thought those were practically universal solutions.

The Good Reverend Roger

#309
December 12, 2013, 03:18:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 03:17:53 PM
I'm shocked.  I thought those were practically universal solutions.

They are when you can hit the people causing the problem.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#310
December 12, 2013, 04:02:47 PM
My portion of the audit starts in an hour.

When I'm done, I'll do some writing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#311
December 12, 2013, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:02:47 PM
My portion of the audit starts in an hour.

When I'm done, I'll do some writing.

This is surely the perfect occasion to vomit and/or shit on something. Preferably the auditor.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#312
December 12, 2013, 04:08:51 PM Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 04:12:53 PM by Dirty Old Uncle Roger
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:06:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:02:47 PM
My portion of the audit starts in an hour.

When I'm done, I'll do some writing.

This is surely the perfect occasion to vomit and/or shit on something. Preferably the auditor.

Naw, she's good people (this is an internal audit, from the parent facility).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#313
December 12, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#314
December 12, 2013, 04:12:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:10:44 PM
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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