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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #315 on: December 12, 2013, 04:20:34 pm »
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.

I bet.


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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #316 on: December 12, 2013, 04:22:42 pm »
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.

Touché.
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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #317 on: December 12, 2013, 04:23:15 pm »
Severe cognitive dissonance. Auditor. Good Person. What.

I do audits of other facilities, and I am the kindest, most consider fucker you bastards will ever meet.

I bet.


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I just SHUT UP at them until they spill their rotten guts.
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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #318 on: December 12, 2013, 04:26:28 pm »
I bet that works perfectly. It's similar to how I deal with sales reps.
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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #319 on: December 12, 2013, 04:42:23 pm »
What I really do, see, is I've mastered the deadpan stare over the top of the clipboard.

I just SHUT UP at them until they spill their rotten guts.

Brilliant.

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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #320 on: December 12, 2013, 05:05:39 pm »
This is new

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Hi My Friend,

I am Col Brian D Kent, Commander of the,3rd HBCT/ 3ID Sledgehammer Peace keeping force deployed to Kabul,
Afghanistan from Iraq.Can you be trusted? I have some important items to ship to you,
get back to me as per for more information through my private mail(EMAIL DELETED).
I will explain further when i get a response from you.

Respectfully,
Col Brian D Kent
US 3rd HBCT Corps. Kabul

CONEL BRIAN DENNISON KENT

Conel?  CONEL? IS OUR SCAMMERS LEARNING?

:spittake:

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COULD IT BE?

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #321 on: December 12, 2013, 05:06:33 pm »
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.

THIS is almost certainly going to go terribly well.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #322 on: December 12, 2013, 06:54:58 pm »
At work.

Stomach/ass not fully functional.

THIS is almost certainly going to go terribly well.

Something awful is out there, lurking in the bushes just outside of the light from the fire.

Not sure what it is or when it will strike.  Just the occasional rustling noise and growl.

:shudder:
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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #323 on: December 12, 2013, 07:29:35 pm »
I have my dreaded chemistry final in an hour. I have done almost nothing for the last three days but study for this, and I'm still nervous as hell.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #324 on: December 12, 2013, 07:46:29 pm »
I have my dreaded chemistry final in an hour. I have done almost nothing for the last three days but study for this, and I'm still nervous as hell.

You're gonna kick that pig.
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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #325 on: December 12, 2013, 07:53:45 pm »
Well, I guess I'll go back to working on my letter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #326 on: December 12, 2013, 08:14:24 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #327 on: December 12, 2013, 08:40:59 pm »
This is new

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Hi My Friend,

I am Col Brian D Kent, Commander of the,3rd HBCT/ 3ID Sledgehammer Peace keeping force deployed to Kabul,
Afghanistan from Iraq.Can you be trusted? I have some important items to ship to you,
get back to me as per for more information through my private mail(EMAIL DELETED).
I will explain further when i get a response from you.

Respectfully,
Col Brian D Kent
US 3rd HBCT Corps. Kabul

CONEL BRIAN DENNISON KENT

Conel?  CONEL? IS OUR SCAMMERS LEARNING?

:spittake:

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

COULD IT BE?



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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #328 on: December 12, 2013, 11:48:49 pm »
Sorry to hear about the gut rustling Rog..

I have a day off! First in 10 days.

Im drunk. Lovey Black Kraken Rum & Kona Coffee.... Decompressing some... It's really odd that other teams had lay-off as their projects wrapped up, and I've had weekend overtime since before Thanksgiving..

This industry is crazy.... I'll fit right in.
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Re: Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
« Reply #329 on: December 13, 2013, 12:44:52 am »
 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”