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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
Slept. Found out by way of accident that apparently I have a new boss. Can't wait to see how that goes. I am excite. Not. Spent the morning reading a book. It was glorious.

You seem to go through 'em pretty fast.
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Cain

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:18:12 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.

My children do not know that I bought a new computer, which I use to watch porn and do homework in my room.

I can now play Skyrim, although one of the kids lost my disk so I don't know exactly how. At least, not without alerting my son to the existence of my new computer.

It should be running via the Steam application.

Open Steam -> Library -> All games -> Skyrim.

You'd need to download Steam, and know his password/login information, but that aside it's pretty easy.

Or else you could just buy it via Steam.  They've got Xmas sales on, Skyrim + all DLC is now $30.

Cain

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Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.

With enough mods, Skyrim is actually good in terms of gameplay and storyline, as well as open world fun.

I personally recommend, in addition to the above two: Civil War Overhaul, Duel-Combat Realism (Hardcore), ACE Realistic Fighting, Ultimate Follower Overhaul, Dragon Soul Relinquishment, Achieve That!, Armor Disguises, Enemy AI Overhaul, Immersive Patrols, Deadly Poisons, Crossbows revamped, all of the Unofficial Patches, any mod your computer can handle to make the game look pretty and all the bugfixes your CPU can handle.

Edit to add: I'm playing on Expert, and the first mini-boss of the game, the final draugr by the Word Wall, forced me to reload three times to actually defeat him.  He had Shouts.  Multiple.  And insane cooldowns on them.  It was scary :(

Cain

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:20:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:49:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 05:20:01 PM
I woke up in a frisky mood, and WINDOWS DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO UPDATE.

Why am I not given a choice in this matter? :crankey:

Windows 8, I assume?

I've set my options so they automatically download, but don't install until I PRESS THE BUTTON.  Because then I can weed out all that useless bloatware which probably exists to tell Windows I'm running pirated programs (read: programs made by people other than MS).

Yes. Windows 8, which ABSOLUTELY IS HANDS-DOWN THE WORST OS I HAVE EVER USED. THE. WORST. And I started using computers in 1983.

I intend to never upgrade.  NEVER.

The Good Reverend Roger

2 chapters done.  Might be one more today.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Or not.  There's no point writing on a Friday.  I'll pick it back up on Monday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Well, the excitement has reached pants-pissing levels.

See you guys on Monday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on December 27, 2013, 06:10:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 27, 2013, 05:51:15 PM
Also, Skyrim update - dragon battle was epic.  First battle of the game, against a "nerfed" dragon, using Dragon Combat Overhaul and Deadly Dragons mod (mod loading in that order).  15 minutes of dodging flames to epic Nordic singing while a giant flying lizard pushed everyone's shit in.  Super-secret "hide in a tower" tactics were too powerful though, so I won.

Ah man, I've been spending my between term time to try to complete GTA V story. You've got me wanting to abandon that noble goal and revisit Skyrim.

With enough mods, Skyrim is actually good in terms of gameplay and storyline, as well as open world fun.

I personally recommend, in addition to the above two: Civil War Overhaul, Duel-Combat Realism (Hardcore), ACE Realistic Fighting, Ultimate Follower Overhaul, Dragon Soul Relinquishment, Achieve That!, Armor Disguises, Enemy AI Overhaul, Immersive Patrols, Deadly Poisons, Crossbows revamped, all of the Unofficial Patches, any mod your computer can handle to make the game look pretty and all the bugfixes your CPU can handle.

Edit to add: I'm playing on Expert, and the first mini-boss of the game, the final draugr by the Word Wall, forced me to reload three times to actually defeat him.  He had Shouts.  Multiple.  And insane cooldowns on them.  It was scary :(

I'm playing on PS3. Probably hosed on the mods. My computer is choppy at best when I try Skyrim. The civil war mods look cool as hell, though. A big battle is something I was always wanting in the game.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Telarus

Yah, that actually makes me want to play Skyrim. (Note, no 'again'). Thanks Cain.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 27, 2013, 06:22:23 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 27, 2013, 05:55:06 PM
Slept. Found out by way of accident that apparently I have a new boss. Can't wait to see how that goes. I am excite. Not. Spent the morning reading a book. It was glorious.

You seem to go through 'em pretty fast.

Apparently. The owner of the place I work at now apparently likes to shuffle people through at a rapid clip to give 'em all a wide range of experience. The peons aren't worth notifying, however. :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Here's a good way to spend 3/4ths of an hour : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNjN24bC7jM

I have to go to work soon. It will be interesting. The internet is dead today; here, #nw, Ravelry. Hopefully work is slow tonight. Otherwise I'm going to have a problem.  :lulz:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

If there is such a thing as precognition it must be wholly useless.

Every time something ends like this for me I get some physical thing. My stomach sours, my right eye twitches, severe fatigue.

Maybe my bacteria/other systems pick up in clues my mind is too busy to focus on.

Maybe it doesnt matter because it makes no difference.

Just about a week ago I told a friend, "Somebody is going to piss me the fuck off, my eye is twitching like hell."
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on December 27, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
If there is such a thing as precognition it must be wholly useless.

Every time something ends like this for me I get some physical thing. My stomach sours, my right eye twitches, severe fatigue.

Maybe my bacteria/other systems pick up in clues my mind is too busy to focus on.

Maybe it doesnt matter because it makes no difference.

Just about a week ago I told a friend, "Somebody is going to piss me the fuck off, my eye is twitching like hell."

Maybe it's more like "Something is pissing me off, but I'm not gonna look at it".  But it's still pissing you off, so you get stressed physically until you DO look at it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.