Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Well SOMEBODY needs to DIAF for doing this. http://creemmag.com/

I don't understand it, at all. Whaaaat?

Don't mind me. I'm old enough to remember Lester Bangs. It was a good mag, once.
And I don't understand either. 

[EK WAFFLR]

The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.

This is causing me to become moist.

Missed this.

Nigel,your very existence makes me moist.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS. 

[LMNO]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS. 

[EK WAFFLR]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS. 

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.

This is causing me to become moist.

Missed this.

Nigel,your very existence makes me moist.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was Cleopatra in a past life. It was very traumatic, which is why I have so many cats now. They are my totem and my spirit guide. When I pet one, I see visions of my former existences and we exchange prana. It's very powerful and fulfilling. It's helping me in my penance for all the horrible, slutty things I did when I was the Queen of the Nile.

I was a hod-carrier.  Like 30 times.  I am the statistically-normal reincarnation.

Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant, Peasant.

I died in infancy or early childhood pretty much every time for the last 3800 years, until vaccines were invented. So I've been recycled reincarnated roughly 2000 times. Beat that, suckas.

ABORTED SINCE ATLANTIS. 

 

[Ben Shapiro]

Stella wins /thread

[Odibex Grallspice]

Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.

[Ben Shapiro]

I'm a Lesbian.

[Odibex Grallspice]

OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?

Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.

That's like all the regular posters almost.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK so like I won't  hit on you in a drunken stupor OK?

Stella?  Are all you broads broads?

Just me, Stella, and Roger.

That's like all the regular posters almost.

Pretty much. Look out for LMNO though, she's kind of a beast.

[EK WAFFLR]

I am a pretty princess.