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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 03, 2013, 08:16:50 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 03, 2013, 08:16:50 PM
I just heard the best knock-knock joke IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

It's a weird one, though.

You start it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
December 03, 2013, 08:17:19 PM
Knock-Knock.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
December 03, 2013, 08:17:37 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#3
December 03, 2013, 08:18:13 PM
Cephalopod sodomy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 03, 2013, 08:18:37 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#5
December 03, 2013, 08:20:29 PM
 :batman:

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 03, 2013, 08:25:43 PM
 :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#7
December 03, 2013, 08:26:40 PM
Hey, I don't get much of a chance to use that emote.

LMNO

#8
December 03, 2013, 08:51:32 PM
Ok, ok.



Knock-knock.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
December 03, 2013, 08:55:14 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#10
December 03, 2013, 08:56:44 PM
It is?

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
December 03, 2013, 08:58:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:56:44 PM
It is?

Yeah, it doesn't work in text.  The other person has time to think of an answer.

Tried it on Al.  He gave me the look when I left him hanging.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#12
December 03, 2013, 08:59:57 PM
Oh, yeah.  Good point.

Although my next one was gonna start with "Hyperlocalized optionality leveraging service-facing solves."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 03, 2013, 09:01:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:59:57 PM
Oh, yeah.  Good point.

Although my next one was gonna start with "Hyperlocalized optionality leveraging service-facing solves."

Instead, look at this shit.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=709139

Thank me later.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#14
December 03, 2013, 09:18:10 PM
Damn.

Wish we still had access to that Christian Homemaker forums (the one where you waxed the cat, I believe).
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