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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 12, 2013, 04:40:15 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#15
December 13, 2013, 03:38:45 AM
Skinsaw Queen needs a crown of starfish.
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#16
December 13, 2013, 03:40:12 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2013, 03:38:45 AM
Skinsaw Queen needs a crown of starfish.

She has a crown.   Perhaps a starfish tank, into which she throws those who displease her.

It would have to be the spiny kind, though.  They swarm their prey.
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#17
December 13, 2013, 03:41:50 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:40:12 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2013, 03:38:45 AM
Skinsaw Queen needs a crown of starfish.

She has a crown.   Perhaps a starfish tank, into which she throws those who displease her.

It would have to be the spiny kind, though.  They swarm their prey.

They just want to be friendly, Roger. Giving hugs. So many hugs. They will love her enemies to death.
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#18
December 13, 2013, 06:17:48 PM
Pacific Crown of Thorns, when terrorizing slow moving prey just isn't good enough. These guys Gozilla whole coral reefs.

It was the only sea-life that my father (a veteran dive instructor) would habitually break out his dive knife and kill (and I mean - cut the center up until he was sure it was dead). You can imagine how difficult even that is:





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#19
December 14, 2013, 12:49:00 AM
I suppose the fun part here is mentioning how coral eats other coral by again, vomiting out it's stomach.

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December 21, 2013, 06:31:34 AM Last Edit: December 21, 2013, 06:34:01 AM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
Reports are in!



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SO GOD DAMN CUTE! One per tower in the ring, apparently.

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#21
December 21, 2013, 06:34:35 AM
Aw, teensy honey-colored spider!

With a FORT.
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#22
December 21, 2013, 12:37:40 PM
It seems to be a baby Khorne worshipping spider. A species of spider that decorates his home with the corpses of his victims.
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December 21, 2013, 02:32:27 PM
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#24
December 22, 2013, 05:51:16 PM
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING  EVER!
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#25
December 22, 2013, 05:52:58 PM
I can't decide if it would taste like orange Jell-O or if it would bounce like a GummiBear. It is so damn cute.
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#26
December 22, 2013, 05:53:13 PM
Wow, also, just one per structure! That's remarkable!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#27
December 22, 2013, 05:56:39 PM
Given how tiny the towers on the fence are, can you imagine how teeny-weeny that spider babby really is?
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#28
December 22, 2013, 06:07:40 PM
They may not be that small, because it's one per central tower.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#29
December 22, 2013, 06:15:00 PM
One thing that's baffling me is, are there simply no natives there for the researchers to ask?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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