Juggalos declare 'Facebook war' on the Illuminati

[Telarus]

http://www.dailydot.com/fandom/juggalos-illuminati-facebook-war/

(Post now iterated backwards, because Illuminati and shit. No, srs. Also, I love the misspelling in the gothic font in one of the macros. I seriously had to read it 3 times to get it. -Tel)

"In the heady mix of editorial cartoons, Guy Fawkes masks, Anonymous memes, goth makeup, clip art, scantily clad babes, and occult symbols, it can be a little difficult to tease out exactly how or why the Illuminati are supposed to be destroying America. One thing's for sure, though: They're not going to wait around while you figure it out. So grab your weed and assault rifle and join the resistance! It's only a matter of time until some senator tries to outlaw Faygo.

















The Facebook page for Juggalos Against Illuminati Leadership, or J.A.I.L., has drawn more than 600 followers, all "standing up to protect the rights of the people and raise awareness of the corruption within our government!!!!" It's meant to be a hub where people can plan protests and "family events" as well as just "raise awareness." To that end, they share pictorial grievances against gun control advocates, Barack Obama, police, war in the Middle East, the 1 Percent, the Federal Reserve, the Affordable Care Act, "sheeple," marijuana laws, and even Disney.

On paper, the Illuminati and the Juggalos have a lot in common. Both are tightly knit societies whose customs strike outsiders as creepy and cultish, and under no circumstances should either be trifled with. But there's only room for one new world order, and fans of the Insane Clown Posse have banded together to combat what they see as the influence of shadowy conspirators who occupy various seats of political power—mainly with crummy image macros."

https://www.facebook.com/pages/JAIL-Juggalos-Against-Illuminati-Leadership/173163362767311







................I know we have memes and content that would be great for this group. Eh?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Oh those wacky Juggalos! What will they come up with next? 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Those coperations will go away once we end the Fed.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, how exactly does 1776=666?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

There is not enough chemo in the world... 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, how exactly does 1776=666?

666 is 3/8 of 1776? It's a stretch.

[Salty]

Also, how exactly does 1776=666?

Weed,

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, how exactly does 1776=666?

666 is 3/8 of 1776? It's a stretch.

The Number of the Beast=more of a word problem really.

"If your Antichrist shows up 1776 years after the birth of Jesus, then how many Marks of the Beast do you need to make a Satanic government?"

[hooplala]

Are there pro-Illuminati groups?  If these guys and Tila Tequila are anti-Illuminati, I'm thinking I have to pro.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Are there pro-Illuminati groups?  If these guys and Tila Tequila are anti-Illuminati, I'm thinking I have to pro.

I've done the pro-Illuminati troll before. It's kinda fun actually. Especially if you link it with a club with funny rituals that just has an excuse to socialize.

[Pæs]

This entire thing is beautiful.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, how exactly does 1776=666?

Weed,

Yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Are there pro-Illuminati groups?  If these guys and Tila Tequila are anti-Illuminati, I'm thinking I have to pro.

They're kind of just HANDING us an opening, aren't they? We'd be fools not to run with it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This may have legs.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This may have legs.

This needs to be done.

:secret handshake: