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Juggalos declare 'Facebook war' on the Illuminati

Started by Telarus, December 19, 2013, 03:33:02 AM

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#30
December 20, 2013, 09:07:09 AM
QuoteWas the NYC soda 'ban' a test run ON YA FAYGO?

No, but the false flag juggalo terrorism threat of 2015 will be used to pass legislation banning faygo and the wearing of clown paint in public.  It will also make listening to ICP publically punishable by summary execution, but there is probably a downside.

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#31
December 20, 2013, 07:52:42 PM
 :lulz:
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#32
December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!
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#33
December 20, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!

It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#34
December 21, 2013, 12:27:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!

It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?

Sounds like a play on this, though I doubt it tastes like anything but HFCS, fizzy water, and despair.
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#35
December 21, 2013, 07:49:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!

It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?

It tastes like the song my teeth sing when they feel it washing away all the enamel.
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#36
December 22, 2013, 02:31:12 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 21, 2013, 12:27:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!

It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?

Sounds like a play on this, though I doubt it tastes like anything but HFCS, fizzy water, and despair.

OMG, so it IS actually supposed to be whiskey-flavored.

:cry:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#37
December 22, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board.   :sad:

I didn't even do anything.  The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.
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#38
December 22, 2013, 04:30:47 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board.   :sad:

I didn't even do anything.  The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.

HATERS!  :argh!:
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#39
December 22, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board.   :sad:

I didn't even do anything.  The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.

Hahaha wow!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#40
December 22, 2013, 05:02:53 PM
Dudes last night my friend sent me this:

QuoteVanilla Ice dated Madonna for eight months in 1990.[94] Ice married Laura Giaritta in 1997; they have two daughters, Dusti Rain (born 1998) and KeeLee Breeze (born 2000).[95] Ice is a Juggalo[96] and a vegetarian.[97]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_Ice

Almost too perfect to be true!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#41
December 22, 2013, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 05:02:53 PM
Dudes last night my friend sent me this:

QuoteVanilla Ice dated Madonna for eight months in 1990.[94] Ice married Laura Giaritta in 1997; they have two daughters, Dusti Rain (born 1998) and KeeLee Breeze (born 2000).[95] Ice is a Juggalo[96] and a vegetarian.[97]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_Ice

Almost too perfect to be true!

Vanilla Ice goes to a lot of Juggalo gatherings. There's pictures of him on stage with Violet J and Shaggy 2 Dope all over the internet. I didn't know he actually considered himself a Juggalo, I thought he took a wrong turn at the cabbage patch. That is hilarious and awesome.
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#42
December 22, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gathering_of_the_Juggalos_lineups_by_year

He was there at least three years. Look how fast this shit grew into something wild. Sweet!
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Telarus

#43
December 22, 2013, 11:26:44 PM
The Madonna link has some Illuminati potential there....
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#44
December 22, 2013, 11:29:39 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board.   :sad:

I didn't even do anything.  The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.

I think I was kicked out for wanting to start my own "stable" if you know what I mean and I think you do.
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