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Not even lurking.
« on: December 22, 2013, 06:40:12 pm »
So, I'm here without even lurking  :argh!: 'Cause your shit seems kind of dense and rife with in-jokes. I don't have the concentration to unravel the monkey's paw of absurdity on display here. Just know I am the number one fan of George Takei and an avid toy collector. I hope we can get along in unity and not turd buckle against a granite wall. I have much to learn, but I'm a disciple of William Burroughs so don't think you can pull the flax over my eyes!

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Re: Not even lurking.
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2013, 06:44:25 pm »
no u

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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2013, 06:48:12 pm »
Oh my.
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Re: Not even lurking.
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2013, 06:48:41 pm »
no u
You got first post! You got first post!  :lulz:

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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2013, 06:51:09 pm »
You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2013, 06:52:42 pm »
You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2013, 06:54:19 pm »
Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?

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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2013, 06:55:13 pm »
You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

I miss the units, personally.

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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2013, 06:56:05 pm »
You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.
Your post brings me many hearty lols but seems a bit antagonistic at the same time.

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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2013, 06:57:10 pm »
You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

I miss the units, personally.

Those were fun. :) Maybe 000 will come up with something new.
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Re: Not even lurking.
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2013, 06:57:32 pm »
You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.
Your post brings me many hearty lols but seems a bit antagonistic at the same time.

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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2013, 06:59:36 pm »
Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?
But... I don't know, you all seem so insular I thought to go nude would be advisable. But, yes, hello.. I guess when we get down to it you're all folks.

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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2013, 07:02:12 pm »
Hey there, new guy.
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2013, 07:02:42 pm »
Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?
But... I don't know, you all seem so insular I thought to go nude would be advisable. But, yes, hello.. I guess when we get down to it you're all folks.

Bingo.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Not even lurking.
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2013, 07:03:16 pm »
Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?
But... I don't know, you all seem so insular I thought to go nude would be advisable. But, yes, hello.. I guess when we get down to it you're all folks.

I'm not.