Not even lurking.

[Odibex Grallspice]

So, I'm here without even lurking  'Cause your shit seems kind of dense and rife with in-jokes. I don't have the concentration to unravel the monkey's paw of absurdity on display here. Just know I am the number one fan of George Takei and an avid toy collector. I hope we can get along in unity and not turd buckle against a granite wall. I have much to learn, but I'm a disciple of William Burroughs so don't think you can pull the flax over my eyes!

[Cain]

no u

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Oh my.

[Odibex Grallspice]

no u

You got first post! You got first post! 

[Odibex Grallspice]

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

[Freeky]

Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?

[Freeky]

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

I miss the units, personally.

[Odibex Grallspice]

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

Your post brings me many hearty lols but seems a bit antagonistic at the same time.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

I miss the units, personally.

Those were fun. Maybe 000 will come up with something new.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You chaps have a lot of posts which seems cool but I think there's something screwy with the post counter, which means you might not be cool. I don't know.

Uh-huh.

Your post brings me many hearty lols but seems a bit antagonistic at the same time.

Me in a nutshell.

[Odibex Grallspice]

Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?

But... I don't know, you all seem so insular I thought to go nude would be advisable. But, yes, hello.. I guess when we get down to it you're all folks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey there, new guy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?

But... I don't know, you all seem so insular I thought to go nude would be advisable. But, yes, hello.. I guess when we get down to it you're all folks.

Bingo.

So should I warn you about what usually happens next?

[Cain]

Easy does it, new guy.  At least try saying "Hello" while establishing your voice, yeah?

But... I don't know, you all seem so insular I thought to go nude would be advisable. But, yes, hello.. I guess when we get down to it you're all folks.

I'm not.