Not even lurking.

[Payne]

I, Payne (your Messiah), declare Obidex to be awesome.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I, Payne (your Messiah), declare Obidex to be awesome.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

I think he's a jerk. 

A big fat chromosomally-alien JERK.

[Payne]

I, Payne (your Messiah), declare Obidex to be awesome.

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

I think he's a jerk. 

A big fat chromosomally-alien JERK.

You would say that, what with his extra terrestrial genetics and off putting social skills and all.

He may even be toastable.

So like I said, nothing can possibly go wrong. Nothing.

[EK WAFFLR]

He looks delicious.

[Odibex Grallspice]

I am all these things at once and none of them at the same time. Except delicious, I'm always delicious.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Hello new guy. I'm NoLeDeMiel. I rarely post. I'll see you in 6 months.

[Payne]

Hello new guy. I'm NoLeDeMiel. I rarely post. I'll see you in 6 months.

NoLeDeMiel is the worst. The main offender.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Forgot the niceties:  Hi, make youself at home!   
Be sure to check out the GIGGLES threads!

[carnival]

I like the way you say things OP. I also like your avi.

[Odibex Grallspice]

Thanks, carnival. And hello to NoLeDeMiel, and, um, Tiddleywomp. My sock is wet but I am pleased to meet your acquaintance. Er, make your acquaintance....

[Dildo Argentino]

He only said it once. And here's the thing:

WE ARE INSULAR AS FUCK.

We're aggressively hostile to new people. We have a ton of in-jokes. We are all very familiar with each other. We write a lot and it's often content-heavy or has a backdrop of context a new person simply can't pick up on. This forum is unfriendly... both actively and passively... to newcomers.

Same pattern every time. Wouldn't matter whether it was or was not Poptart, basically once someone decides to show the noob what because they don't care for their jokes or the tone of their first post it's all over, and they might as well be Poptart because they're either going to explain themselves, thereby making it worse, or defend themselves, thereby making it worse, or go on the offensive, thereby making it LOTS worse, or they do what the vast majority do, which is just go away and never post here again.

We don't even bother with a glimmer of recognition of the 50-post suggestion anymore. Nope. We don't so much as wipe our asses with it. First post and you know that SOMEBODY, probably somebody who hasn't posted anywhere in any other thread for weeks at a time, is guaranteed to come out of the woodwork to shit on the noob.

This.

[Odibex Grallspice]

I calls 'em like I see 'em 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

He only said it once. And here's the thing:

WE ARE INSULAR AS FUCK.

We're aggressively hostile to new people. We have a ton of in-jokes. We are all very familiar with each other. We write a lot and it's often content-heavy or has a backdrop of context a new person simply can't pick up on. This forum is unfriendly... both actively and passively... to newcomers.

Same pattern every time. Wouldn't matter whether it was or was not Poptart, basically once someone decides to show the noob what because they don't care for their jokes or the tone of their first post it's all over, and they might as well be Poptart because they're either going to explain themselves, thereby making it worse, or defend themselves, thereby making it worse, or go on the offensive, thereby making it LOTS worse, or they do what the vast majority do, which is just go away and never post here again.

We don't even bother with a glimmer of recognition of the 50-post suggestion anymore. Nope. We don't so much as wipe our asses with it. First post and you know that SOMEBODY, probably somebody who hasn't posted anywhere in any other thread for weeks at a time, is guaranteed to come out of the woodwork to shit on the noob.

This.

She wasn't writing your pardon, holist.   

[Dildo Argentino]

He only said it once. And here's the thing:

WE ARE INSULAR AS FUCK.

We're aggressively hostile to new people. We have a ton of in-jokes. We are all very familiar with each other. We write a lot and it's often content-heavy or has a backdrop of context a new person simply can't pick up on. This forum is unfriendly... both actively and passively... to newcomers.

Same pattern every time. Wouldn't matter whether it was or was not Poptart, basically once someone decides to show the noob what because they don't care for their jokes or the tone of their first post it's all over, and they might as well be Poptart because they're either going to explain themselves, thereby making it worse, or defend themselves, thereby making it worse, or go on the offensive, thereby making it LOTS worse, or they do what the vast majority do, which is just go away and never post here again.

We don't even bother with a glimmer of recognition of the 50-post suggestion anymore. Nope. We don't so much as wipe our asses with it. First post and you know that SOMEBODY, probably somebody who hasn't posted anywhere in any other thread for weeks at a time, is guaranteed to come out of the woodwork to shit on the noob.

This.

She wasn't writing your pardon, holist.   

I never thought she was, Roger.

[Ben Shapiro]

He only said it once. And here's the thing:

WE ARE INSULAR AS FUCK.

We're aggressively hostile to new people. We have a ton of in-jokes. We are all very familiar with each other. We write a lot and it's often content-heavy or has a backdrop of context a new person simply can't pick up on. This forum is unfriendly... both actively and passively... to newcomers.

Same pattern every time. Wouldn't matter whether it was or was not Poptart, basically once someone decides to show the noob what because they don't care for their jokes or the tone of their first post it's all over, and they might as well be Poptart because they're either going to explain themselves, thereby making it worse, or defend themselves, thereby making it worse, or go on the offensive, thereby making it LOTS worse, or they do what the vast majority do, which is just go away and never post here again.

We don't even bother with a glimmer of recognition of the 50-post suggestion anymore. Nope. We don't so much as wipe our asses with it. First post and you know that SOMEBODY, probably somebody who hasn't posted anywhere in any other thread for weeks at a time, is guaranteed to come out of the woodwork to shit on the noob.

This.

She wasn't writing your pardon, holist.   

I never thought she was, Roger.