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HEY FELLOW OLDSTERS: LET'S GET DEPRESSED

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 25, 2013, 05:42:29 PM

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December 25, 2013, 05:42:29 PM Last Edit: December 25, 2013, 05:44:35 PM by Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks
http://djrioblog.com/2013/11/26/new-wave-artists-aging-gracefully-an-80s-world-gone-by/

This is Peter Gabriel now:


We're old, and we're gonna die. Merry Christmas!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#1
December 25, 2013, 06:04:07 PM
Wheeeeeee!  :lol:

Nice to see famous people with minimal or no plastic surgery. (Also not dead yet.)

Robert Smith looks fucking scary, though. 

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#2
December 25, 2013, 06:19:45 PM
I saw John Goodman on the Jimmy Fallon show the other night and it shocked me. He got OLD.
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#3
December 25, 2013, 06:54:49 PM
This is Boy George:



Who I just discovered was in prison for "Falsely imprisoning a rent-boy" WTF?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#4
December 25, 2013, 07:18:01 PM
Yeah, I just let my goatee  grow out, despite having a bunch of gray hairs in it. But I guess if it's good enough for Peter Gabriel and Boy George, why shouldn't it be good enough for me. But, my word, aging sucks. I've like fat and stuff now. It tires me to tie my laces...

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#5
December 25, 2013, 07:58:00 PM
I DO NOT LIKE the getting fat part of getting older. I actually have to DO STUFF ON PURPOSE to maintain any semblance of a figure. Like running and squats and shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#6
December 25, 2013, 07:59:12 PM
It isn't even working that well, like I'm not one of those "in great shape for 42!" women. I feel more like I'm holding back a tide of fat and the moment I lose my focus it will burst the dam and I'll suddenly weigh 400 lbs.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#7
December 25, 2013, 08:10:13 PM
Probably true.  :lol: I'm 42 too! Women have it rougher I think. A guy can get away with having a beer gut for some unbeknownst reason. But yeah, exercise is not for me, so I'm just letting the pounds multiply. Where it ends nobody knows!

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December 25, 2013, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 25, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
http://djrioblog.com/2013/11/26/new-wave-artists-aging-gracefully-an-80s-world-gone-by/

This is Peter Gabriel now:


We're old, and we're gonna die. Merry Christmas!

At least he's not making some grotesque & feeble attempt to stay "looking young".

I hope I have that same peace of mind when I get into my 60s.
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#9
December 25, 2013, 10:43:14 PM
Yeah, he's still got his dignity.
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December 26, 2013, 12:30:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 25, 2013, 10:43:14 PM
Yeah, he's still got his dignity, even though it has sagged below his knees.

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#11
December 26, 2013, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: MMIX on December 26, 2013, 12:30:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 25, 2013, 10:43:14 PM
Yeah, he's still got his dignity, even though it has sagged below his knees.

ftfy

Droopy tits are the new black, kiddies, honest . . .

Nobody seems to be doing lifts anymore. They just shove shit in any which way to take up the extra skin:





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#12
December 26, 2013, 06:48:58 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 25, 2013, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 25, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
http://djrioblog.com/2013/11/26/new-wave-artists-aging-gracefully-an-80s-world-gone-by/

This is Peter Gabriel now:


We're old, and we're gonna die. Merry Christmas!

At least he's not making some grotesque & feeble attempt to stay "looking young".

I hope I have that same peace of mind when I get into my 60s.

Yeah, the people, men and women, who looked the best in there are the ones who just went "yep, getting older, let's do this thing!" instead of trying to cling to the last vestiges of youth.

Did you see Robert Smith? Holy shit. It's both terrifying and depressing. Seriously, please, please Robert Smith, just stop.



If I saw that coming at me I'd cross the street.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#13
December 26, 2013, 01:32:49 PM
He looks like a homeless woman or an insane cat lady.

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#14
December 26, 2013, 06:08:19 PM

He's aging well, too.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis
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