Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE

[Cain]

Well, FB Discordians, yuppies pretending to be rednecks, people who can't reconcile maths with reality...it's all the same thing, really.  If you squint.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, FB Discordians, yuppies pretending to be rednecks, people who can't reconcile maths with reality...it's all the same thing, really.  If you squint.

I don't even have to squint.  It's like there's 7.23 Bn Snookies running around.  I can't stand it.

[LMNO]

You can't factor inflation into a budget?


?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You can't factor inflation into a budget?


?

No.  Apparently, the home office has decided that inflation is undesirable, and therefore does not exist.

[LMNO]

Ah. The HO are Republicans. 'Nuff said.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ah. The HO are Republicans. 'Nuff said.

No, they're just insulated from reality by having too many minions, and spending too much time huffing farts in the conference room.

Also, if they approve a larger budget, they look bad.  If they approve a smaller one and I can't hold to it, they look fine and *I* look bad.

So I'm gonna pad the FUCK out of this thing.

[LMNO]

Ah, the planning fallacy.

In addition, dad once explained to me that if a team comes in under budget, then that budget is reduced for the amount saved, regardless of where those savings may have come from, and regardless of what the future expectations may be.

Shit is fucked, yo.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ah, the planning fallacy.

Oh, yeah.  We live by that.  But that assumes that things will go best, not that things will go impossible.

In addition, dad once explained to me that if a team comes in under budget, then that budget is reduced for the amount saved, regardless of where those savings may have come from, and regardless of what the future expectations may be.

Shit is fucked, yo.

That doesn't happen here.  We are retarded in a different manner.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey peeps, doing a test.  If your firewall lets you, please click on this link, and let me know what the video quality etc is like?

It came up as "offline" for me.

[Cain]

Hey peeps, doing a test.  If your firewall lets you, please click on this link, and let me know what the video quality etc is like?

It came up as "offline" for me.

It will do now, I'm afraid.  I was testing livestreaming, but I've since stopped.  My internet connection doesn't support the framerate for proper viewing.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Odd, maybe personal question: Is it along your bra line, perhaps located under the wire?

Nope. It's right below my collar bone on the right side. If it gets any bigger it will be ON my collar bone.

Not at all what I thought it was then.

Please get it removed, be it Pepsi or not.

Yes ma'am. I will report as to the flavor upon removal.

"Pepsi Blue?! Oh GOD. A throwback!"

ROFL!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Will be offline most of this week on account of budget-building hijinks.

Godspeed.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

For real.  I have been told that mechanical engineering and physics are largely a matter of opinion.

I fucking hate people.

O.o Why can't the sun selectively fry people with that level of special?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Meanwhile on Facebook, my friend seems to be arguing that selective breeding is fundamentally the same as GMO.

I actually loathe BOTH sides of the argument. They are all ignorant absolutists who don't know what they're talking about and should shut the fuck up.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, is it just me or are there a lot of REALLY REALLY REALLY stupid people on Facebook?