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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, December 31, 2013, 04:38:25 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#75
January 01, 2014, 03:56:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 12:04:33 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 31, 2013, 10:46:15 PM
I am going to a pizza and board games party tonight because I am actually 12.

Fred is like 19 by now.

26  :argh!:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#76
January 01, 2014, 04:55:56 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 01, 2014, 03:52:29 AM
Pizza over, Guiness time.

One of my friends has given me the save the date for her wedding which is PIRATE THEMED and I'm expected to come IN COSTUME. Does this mean don't shower for a month before?

Yes. And toss the toothbrush - pirate teeth (the few they have left, anyway) should be MOSSY.

Missed ya, Fred!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#77
January 01, 2014, 05:44:21 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 01, 2014, 03:56:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 12:04:33 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 31, 2013, 10:46:15 PM
I am going to a pizza and board games party tonight because I am actually 12.

Fred is like 19 by now.

26  :argh!:

No, because that would make me 45, and the universe wouldn't do that to me.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#78
January 01, 2014, 05:45:13 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 01, 2014, 03:52:29 AM
Pizza over, Guiness time.

One of my friends has given me the save the date for her wedding which is PIRATE THEMED and I'm expected to come IN COSTUME. Does this mean don't shower for a month before?

Also, lice.  Scurvy would be a nice touch.  Can you make it look like your jaw is rotting off?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#79
January 01, 2014, 05:52:37 AM
Lice are hard to see with the naked eye.
Nits and crabs, along with strategic and obvious scratching.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

minuspace

#80
January 01, 2014, 10:05:36 AM
The parrot is also always a nice touch IMHO :link:

LMNO

#81
January 01, 2014, 06:10:43 PM
Fred is 26?


...






HOW THE FUCK LONG HAVE I BEEN ON PD.COM!?

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#82
January 01, 2014, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 01, 2014, 06:10:43 PM
Fred is 26?


...






HOW THE FUCK LONG HAVE I BEEN ON PD.COM!?

Apparently between 8 and 12 years?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#83
January 01, 2014, 07:07:50 PM
2014 smells a lot more like fire and burned tires than 2013 did. One of my neighbors had a bonfire in his driveway last night. I think he accidentally set his car on fire when they fed the fire a 12 pack of Shlitz. It all smells like warm, bad beer.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

#84
January 01, 2014, 07:21:14 PM
If anyone is wondering what the new Open Bar title is in reference to, it's this:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#85
January 01, 2014, 07:33:34 PM
That is kind of adorable.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

#86
January 01, 2014, 08:00:42 PM
Despite my deeply ingrained dislike for manga, Yotsuba is all kinds of adorable.



minuspace

#87
January 01, 2014, 09:33:53 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Odibex Grallspice

#88
January 02, 2014, 01:59:09 AM
My enjoyment of that page was hindered by my trying to read it backwards.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#89
January 02, 2014, 02:45:13 AM
That's pretty damn cute.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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