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Re: Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #480 on: January 14, 2014, 06:31:31 am »
Growing the fu manchu back in.

Also, we got another Safety Officer.  It isn't looking good so far.  He told me I had to tarp the ALL WEATHER welding machines.  I asked him if there was an easier way to gather up scorpions, snakes, and killer bees.  He then ORDERED me to do it.  I showed him the org chart and explained the chain of command to him, as well as the fact that his title is "safety technician", not "safety director", as his helmet says (he had the helmet made...and illegally modified).

He is currently whimpering to my boss.

Somehow, this all seems so terribly familiar.  ALMOST LIKE IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.

You reached the end of the Tucson ouroboros again. Expect a threat of the end and a nightmare of teeth, before the nagging sense of repetition comes.

Expect it?  I set my fucking watch to it.

Seriously, how fucking hard is it to find a safety technician that doesn't think he's Goddamn Lee Iacoca?  This jackass has "Capt <last name>" on his helmet, and told one of my guys to refer to him as captain (Wtf?  For real.  WTF?  CAPTAIN?).  I told my guy to refer to ME as "Emperor by Grace of God Roger I", and to refer to the safety officer as "Just another bloody peasant".  He got mad, started bitching about me "undermining his authority".  I pointed out that he hasn't got any.

The man is obviously unhinged.  Time to push things along, and cut right to the end.


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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #481 on: January 14, 2014, 07:37:14 am »
I am many tired.

Long long day. So much education, wow.

ALso there was a HUGE nerd fight that came to a head today. Shit went down. Brain club has been double mutinied. We won.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #482 on: January 14, 2014, 07:47:02 am »
I am many tired.

Long long day. So much education, wow.

ALso there was a HUGE nerd fight that came to a head today. Shit went down. Brain club has been double mutinied. We won.

Yay!
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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #483 on: January 14, 2014, 08:34:01 am »
Youtube "Cyst removal" for why you should listen to Nigel.  The hillarity of having body-made reekcheese spew out of your flesh faded when it turns into an infected crater of pain.

I've likely mentioned this story before, but Cain-friend is a fully qualified vetinary surgeon. Back when he was doing his training, he once came across a horse that couldn't walk due to an oddly placed cyst on its lower leg.

I believe once pierced, it took a good 10 minutes before the flow of pus slowed down, and it was of sufficient quantity to fill a large wok. And then of course came the cleaning etc

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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #484 on: January 14, 2014, 09:44:44 am »
Honestly, how obsessed are the media with Sharon's withdrawal from Gaza?  He led a life of killing, and that one decent act was demanded by international law.

I mean, Mandela picked up the gun briefly and we never heard the end of it.  Sharon worked closely with Phalangist militias who debated whether they should simply murder people, or rape them before killing them (and that is no exaggeration - they literally discussed this).  But he told settlers to withdraw from Gaza!  Man of peace!  We can't melt the metal for a Nobel Peace Prize fast enough!

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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #485 on: January 14, 2014, 12:55:05 pm »
What do you expect, when a president that indiscriminately murders civilians gets the peace prize, and spends his acceptance speech talking about the benefits of war?

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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #486 on: January 14, 2014, 01:15:37 pm »
I dunno.  I mean, when the Times did it's obit of Kurt Vonnegut, it basically spent two-thirds of the article calling him Hitler because he used an inflated Dresden death toll, before people knew David Irving was a lying twat.

I mean, by that standard, Sharon is basically Galactus.

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« Reply #487 on: January 14, 2014, 01:24:14 pm »
It's like there's some sort of bias against people who are anti-violence, or something.

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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #488 on: January 14, 2014, 03:21:11 pm »
I am many tired.

Long long day. So much education, wow.

ALso there was a HUGE nerd fight that came to a head today. Shit went down. Brain club has been double mutinied. We won.

Many new brain cells, but first moosh.
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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #489 on: January 14, 2014, 03:36:19 pm »
Today, I applied for a job in Turkey, and another job as a writer.

Turkey sounds interesting...and suspiciously well paid.  Writing...well, I dunno.  We'll see.

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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #490 on: January 14, 2014, 03:42:25 pm »
Today, I applied for a job in Turkey, and another job as a writer.

Turkey sounds interesting...and suspiciously well paid.  Writing...well, I dunno.  We'll see.

Suspicious, yet with potential.

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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #491 on: January 14, 2014, 03:45:13 pm »
Well, I won't say no to a job I'm qualified for, that pays nearly $60000 a year.

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Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE
« Reply #492 on: January 14, 2014, 03:55:26 pm »
I should say not!

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« Reply #493 on: January 14, 2014, 03:57:52 pm »
And I don't know exactly how high the living costs are in Turkey, but I strongly suspect it is cheaper than the UK, so that makes my effective pay even higher.  Should I get the job.

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« Reply #494 on: January 14, 2014, 04:02:46 pm »
And I don't know exactly how high the living costs are in Turkey, but I strongly suspect it is cheaper than the UK, so that makes my effective pay even higher.  Should I get the job.

I hope that works out for you, it sounds potentially amazeballs.
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