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The Good Reverend Roger

#1065
January 27, 2014, 05:19:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2014, 05:17:24 PM
Ah, I didn't realise.  Sorry.

It's all good.  It's not your fault I'm a slow learner.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1066
January 27, 2014, 06:18:34 PM
Well, I'm going to take a nap.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1067
January 27, 2014, 06:42:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 27, 2014, 02:01:20 PM
Fuck it.

I suppose I should just back to inhaling CO, cyanide, various tars, and all that other good shit.

My cardiologist and my physician have both stated that there are no known ill effects from the e-cig mix, but what the fuck do they know?

That is what convinced me give it a go, the PG is used in inhalers.

You are correct, sir, I just enjoy going over the finer points for fun.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#1068
January 27, 2014, 06:54:35 PM
So.....





....how 'bout them Dolphins?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#1069
January 27, 2014, 06:55:48 PM
My new avatar perfectly capures my essence.
It illustrates the platitudes of my soul.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1070
January 27, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 27, 2014, 06:55:48 PM
My new avatar perfectly capures my essence.
It illustrates the platitudes of my soul.

Eyes need to be red.  Goat needs to be upchucking.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1071
January 27, 2014, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 27, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 27, 2014, 06:55:48 PM
My new avatar perfectly capures my essence.
It illustrates the platitudes of my soul.

Eyes need to be red.  Goat needs to be upchucking.

Why, sir, do you mean to.suggest I possess a firey temprament?

Am I not cool and collected?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1072
January 27, 2014, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 27, 2014, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 27, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 27, 2014, 06:55:48 PM
My new avatar perfectly capures my essence.
It illustrates the platitudes of my soul.

Eyes need to be red.  Goat needs to be upchucking.

Why, sir, do you mean to.suggest I possess a firey temprament?

Am I not cool and collected?

You are the very soul of tranquility, sir.  Yessirree.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1073
January 27, 2014, 07:01:57 PM
I AM THE CALM WIND IN YOUR LIMP SAIL!

I AM A THE SHELL OF A SNAIL!

THAT IS ALL THE RHYMES I GOT!

SOMETHING NUUUUH LIKE IT HOT!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1074
January 27, 2014, 08:16:23 PM
Life is awesome and amazing.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

#1075
January 27, 2014, 08:19:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 27, 2014, 08:16:23 PM
Life is awesome and amazing.

It can be.

Alty,
A wee bit salty today.

What makes you say that? Tell me of this awesomness.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#1076
January 27, 2014, 09:14:41 PM
Ummmm, it is 40F right now.

That just ain't right. Don't get me wrong, I love spring. Its just...you know. Doom.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#1077
January 27, 2014, 10:37:01 PM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1078
January 27, 2014, 10:40:17 PM
I have been waiting for an advisor for almost an hour. They just called the guy who was behind me in line. I just want to make sure I'm graduating this term. Wtf. It wasn't busy when I walked in or anything.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1079
January 27, 2014, 10:42:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 27, 2014, 10:40:17 PM
They just called the guy who was behind me in line.

Raise all manner of hell.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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