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The New Universe Shall be Constrained, Not by Bandwidth, but Shitheadidness

Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, January 04, 2014, 04:35:52 PM

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

January 04, 2014, 04:35:52 PM
I don't do well with total freedom to pursue my creative desires.

As a XXX-Mas gift, my wife's girlfriend bought me a gift certificate for a domain registry and 2 years of unlimited space and bandwidth to "Make a part of the World Wide Web [my] own."

I've sat in front of Wordpad for the last two hours and I cannot, for the life of me, come up with anything. I have a white canvas, symbolically speaking, and I don't even know what colors I want on my pallet (also symbolically speaking).

Please, PD... throw shit out there to get my brain going. Whatever first pops in your mind, I don't care if it's a bad or good idea because I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS ISUCKATLIFESOGODDAMNMUCH!!!!!!!SHINOBI!!!
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Ben Shapiro

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January 04, 2014, 04:37:06 PM
Hamburger earmuffs.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#2
January 04, 2014, 04:47:42 PM
To sell or to simply feature examples, thereof?
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Reginald Ret

#3
January 04, 2014, 04:52:19 PM
Blog about your experiments with meditation.
This is easiest if you also start meditating.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

LMNO

#4
January 04, 2014, 05:42:52 PM
Play Google Roulette (random webpage), then write about why it sucks.  Repeat daily until the entire internet hates you.

Ben Shapiro

#5
January 04, 2014, 10:21:48 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on January 04, 2014, 04:47:42 PM
To sell or to simply feature examples, thereof?

Sell Vegan friendly ones.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
January 04, 2014, 10:53:58 PM
Airmeat.com, a site that sells genetically-modified airplants that bear fruits made out of meat.

Niggerotica.com, self-explanatory.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

GrannySmith

#7
January 04, 2014, 11:28:39 PM
Write some science fiction - no total dystopias please :)
Or maybe just simply collect all your favourite things for everyone to see?
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The Johnny

#8
January 04, 2014, 11:47:50 PM
new universe? how bout BRONYverse
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

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January 04, 2014, 11:54:57 PM Last Edit: January 05, 2014, 12:00:26 AM by Net
Here are some simple, yet elegant websites that may inspire you:

http://zombo.com

http://crouton.net

http://riddlydiddly.com

http://www.pleaselike.com

http://eelslap.com

edit: had to add a few more
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#10
January 05, 2014, 05:13:43 AM
I like those.

I was thinking of writing political BDSM fanfic.

My first piece involves Diane Feinstein, the ghost of William Borah, and cattle prod. I'll have a treatment, shortly.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

LMNO

#11
January 05, 2014, 03:27:19 PM
You might want to research the genre first. I believe Cain may still have a link.
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