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Started by hooplala, January 07, 2014, 05:15:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 08, 2014, 06:26:42 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
Back off topic:  What is it about shitty little towns that put up huge Goddamn ridiculous monuments to stupid shit?  The giant nickel in Sudbury is almost as depressing as the big concrete cashew in Seguin.

A giant nickel.  :lol:

Around here we mostly satisfy ourselves with Paul Bunyan, because Paul Bunyan.

However, we also have what may be Oregon's most famous and beloved roadside attraction, the Mystery Hole.

We have a 20 foot tall Paul Bunyan statue in downtown Tucson, for reasons that nobody can seem to explain properly.

I mean, other than our logging industry, that is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 06:34:37 PM
Gardner, MA, has a giant chair.



The offspring of Pilgrims are fucking boring.

WTF
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2014, 06:40:48 PM
Some tard did this piece of "conceptual art", about 20 miles away:



One of our local Washington historic crazy guys, Sam Hill, replicated it in concrete, for reasons that are not totally understood:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 08, 2014, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 08, 2014, 06:26:42 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
Back off topic:  What is it about shitty little towns that put up huge Goddamn ridiculous monuments to stupid shit?  The giant nickel in Sudbury is almost as depressing as the big concrete cashew in Seguin.

A giant nickel.  :lol:

Around here we mostly satisfy ourselves with Paul Bunyan, because Paul Bunyan.

However, we also have what may be Oregon's most famous and beloved roadside attraction, the Mystery Hole.

We have a 20 foot tall Paul Bunyan statue in downtown Tucson, for reasons that nobody can seem to explain properly.

I mean, other than our logging industry, that is.

Wait wait wait...

What? :horrormirth: WTF would Paul Bunyan even cut down in Tucson? Boojum trees?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:08:21 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2014, 06:40:48 PM
Some tard did this piece of "conceptual art", about 20 miles away:



One of our local Washington historic crazy guys, Sam Hill, replicated it in concrete, for reasons that are not totally understood:



i raise you with fridgehenge, your move

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The Johnny



Estela de Luz, the piece of shit on the left

not only does it spend 1000 USD worth of electricity each day and has NO
uSE at all

it costed 80,000,000 USD

top that
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:10:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 08, 2014, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 08, 2014, 06:26:42 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
Back off topic:  What is it about shitty little towns that put up huge Goddamn ridiculous monuments to stupid shit?  The giant nickel in Sudbury is almost as depressing as the big concrete cashew in Seguin.

A giant nickel.  :lol:

Around here we mostly satisfy ourselves with Paul Bunyan, because Paul Bunyan.

However, we also have what may be Oregon's most famous and beloved roadside attraction, the Mystery Hole.

We have a 20 foot tall Paul Bunyan statue in downtown Tucson, for reasons that nobody can seem to explain properly.

I mean, other than our logging industry, that is.

Wait wait wait...

What? :horrormirth: WTF would Paul Bunyan even cut down in Tucson? Boojum trees?

I DON'T KNOW.  IT'S JUST THERE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

We have old-timey looking shoes (and maybe some boots) spread out around the city. All painted differently.



They just appeared one day and I think every so often new ones show up.
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hooplala

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on January 09, 2014, 05:34:56 PM
We have old-timey looking shoes (and maybe some boots) spread out around the city. All painted differently.



They just appeared one day and I think every so often new ones show up.

You do realize that these are the disguised alien races Nigel and I talk about from time to time.  They're using our "someone else's problem" factor against us.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Fridgehenge is pretty cool!

I don't have any pictures, but there's a guy down by the prison who's trying to build a Stonehenge out of schoolbuses set on end, as some kind of protest.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

This thread is now about insane hats Portland considers normal.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 09, 2014, 08:44:02 PM


(DAMMIT, I WAS GOING TO POST ABOUT HOW A FEDORA IS AN AL CAPONE HAT AND A TRILBY IS ONE OF THOSE HATS WORN BY STINGY, SMELLY OLD MEN. WE USED TO CALL THEM "COCKSUCKER HATS" BECAUSE OF THE NARROW BRIM AND THE FACT THAT NOBODY LIKES PEOPLE WHO WEAR THOSE.)



I've read that the trilby was introduced to fit inside cars as they began to shrink in size in the 1960s... so I think it's fair to say we can blame the hippies for this.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Anna Mae Bollocks

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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:02:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 07, 2014, 10:02:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
Back off topic:  What is it about shitty little towns that put up huge Goddamn ridiculous monuments to stupid shit?  The giant nickel in Sudbury is almost as depressing as the big concrete cashew in Seguin.


I think its the municipal version of a roadside attraction.

The only people who would stop for something like that are already in Branson, Missouri.

Yeah, nickels and cement nuts don't BURN.

I kind of wish I'd gotten to see THIS, though.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

hooplala

That's from the end of the 1976 version of King Kong, right? 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman