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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 12, 2014, 10:00:07 PM

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#15
January 13, 2014, 05:48:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.

Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.

If he never interacts with anyone, and someone smashed his bagpipe, I don't see the problem.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#16
January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
January 13, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Yep.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#18
January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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#19
January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.
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hirley0

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January 14, 2014, 06:38:25 PM Last Edit: January 14, 2014, 06:50:46 PM by hirley0
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Yep.


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#21
January 14, 2014, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.
:mittens:
Exactly.  And ammo prices are rising.
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#22
January 15, 2014, 02:23:09 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.

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