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BREAKING: KRISTEN STEWART TO STAR IN ROMANTIC VERSION OF 1984

Started by Suu, January 15, 2014, 11:51:58 PM

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Sita

#30
January 16, 2014, 03:12:17 PM
Quote from: The Suu on January 16, 2014, 03:39:58 AM
You know what, fuck it.

Bring on 1984: The Musical. It will sweep across Broadway starring Hugh Jackman as Winston and Melanie Griffith as Julia.
I'd watch it.
But then I have a weak spot for musicals.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

tyrannosaurus vex

#31
January 16, 2014, 03:50:12 PM
Official Synopsis:

1984 (Film; 2015)
A shy, introverted low-level professional becomes infatuated with an upper-class lady but is unable to gain her attention, until the benevolent Big Brother steps in to help him realize his life's dream of social mobility through looking out for his fellow man.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Suu

#32
January 16, 2014, 03:51:31 PM
Quote from: V3X on January 16, 2014, 03:50:12 PM
Official Synopsis:

1984 (Film; 2015)
A shy, introverted low-level professional becomes infatuated with an upper-class lady but is unable to gain her attention, until the benevolent Big Brother steps in to help him realize his life's dream of social mobility through looking out for his fellow man.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


You know what, let the bitch surprise me. Maybe if she has to kiss whats-his-face or something, she may be able to catch some of Jennifer Lawrence's acting skills by proxy.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#33
January 16, 2014, 03:58:49 PM
"The bitch"?



Wow, you feel really strongly about this, don't you?

Suu

#34
January 16, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
I started this thread, didn't I?

But to be fair, I refer to a lot of people as, "The Bitch." Be it my mom, my sister, my aunt, college professors, actors I don't like, and occasionally myself. I won't use the C-Word unless they really deserve it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
January 16, 2014, 04:18:30 PM
Quote from: The Suu on January 16, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
I started this thread, didn't I?

But to be fair, I refer to a lot of people as, "The Bitch." Be it my mom, my sister, my aunt, college professors, actors I don't like, and occasionally myself. I won't use the C-Word unless they really deserve it.

And then Suu was Big Daddy Kane.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#36
January 16, 2014, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 16, 2014, 04:18:30 PM
Quote from: The Suu on January 16, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
I started this thread, didn't I?

But to be fair, I refer to a lot of people as, "The Bitch." Be it my mom, my sister, my aunt, college professors, actors I don't like, and occasionally myself. I won't use the C-Word unless they really deserve it.

And then Suu was Big Daddy Kane.

I did it to bring back the hair.



In other more horrifying Hollywood news, I've just been informed they are remaking The Naked Gun.  :crankey:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#37
January 16, 2014, 04:22:26 PM
Sorry to seem pearl-clutching, it just struck me as being oddly hateful and aggressive.

Carry on.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
January 16, 2014, 04:23:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 04:22:26 PM
Sorry to seem pearl-clutching, it just struck me as being oddly hateful and aggressive.

Carry on.

Pimpin' ain't easy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#39
January 16, 2014, 04:24:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 04:22:26 PM
Sorry to seem pearl-clutching, it just struck me as being oddly hateful and aggressive.

Carry on.

Those pearls look very nice with your trilby.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#40
January 16, 2014, 04:24:47 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
January 16, 2014, 04:25:53 PM
Personally, I refer to Jews as JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs.

I don't call them filthy disgusting k-words unless they really deserve it.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#42
January 16, 2014, 04:26:53 PM
Why would you want to remake a film that was almost entirely late-80s cultural context gags?

Suu

#43
January 16, 2014, 04:29:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 04:26:53 PM
Why would you want to remake a film that was almost entirely late-80s cultural context gags?

Because there's a whole new generation that will spend money on going to see it. ~_~

Though really, I think there's some sort of screenwriter shortage. There has to be. I mean, they just re-did Robocop for crying out loud.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#44
January 16, 2014, 04:38:14 PM
No, they're just cheap bastards.  Why risk something new, when you can just endlessly recycle products that have already been successfully tested and whose demographic appeal is very well known?
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