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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Started by hooplala, January 16, 2014, 02:49:12 PM

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hooplala

Do you despise someone greatly?  Do you wish to cause them great discomfort, and possibly some pain?

Not sure how to do it without being arrested?  Try Haribo Gummy Candy.

You're welcome.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Junkenstein

Gold.

I usually go with Ritz Crackers to get the same effect on people but this has got to be worth a try.
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East Coast Hustle

I am ordering a bag to bring to work and leave upstairs in a bowl by the manager desk.

My GM is still breastfeeding - hopefully the effect will pass through breast milk and cause double the mess in her home.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Hmmmmm .  . . Yeeeeeees. Yes. I think this will do nicely. >.>
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

I have eaten these gummy bears.

They're a great way to lose weight very fast. And portions of your lower intestine.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?

Does he even chew?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 17, 2014, 12:55:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?

Does he even chew?

Yes.  It's more like he hasn't got any lips to keep what he's chewing inside his face.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny


Well, Haribo also sells some type of nut mix down here, and its pretty fine and dandy!

I just think you 1st worlders have a spoiled kitten's intestinal fortitude.
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hooplala

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 17, 2014, 12:51:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 07:03:01 PM
I also think that Mike the Engineer would love a bag of this.

I try not to put food of any kind around him.

I have described his eating habits, yes?

Seems to me that would make him especially ripe for this.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman