I am now a preventionist

[dontblameyoko]

Besides, you would deny all those Buddhists their daily llama.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Roger, what is your stance on the legalization of emus?

Possession of emu should result in diversion for Quality People, and life at hard labor in the potato mines of Iowa for Those Other People.

sure that's not Idaho?

Idaho is entirely fictional, invented in 1834 by William F. Zittiger as part of an elaborate tax loophole. It's statehood was never revoked because by the time anyone noticed, we had 50 states and everyone thought it would be a real shame to lose that nice, round number.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Roger, what is your stance on the legalization of emus?

Possession of emu should result in diversion for Quality People, and life at hard labor in the potato mines of Iowa for Those Other People.

sure that's not Idaho?

Idaho is entirely fictional, invented in 1834 by William F. Zittiger as part of an elaborate tax loophole. It's statehood was never revoked because by the time anyone noticed, we had 50 states and everyone thought it would be a real shame to lose that nice, round number.

Can't we just substitute Guam?

[Left]

Roger, what is your stance on the legalization of emus?

Possession of emu should result in diversion for Quality People, and life at hard labor in the potato mines of Iowa for Those Other People.

sure that's not Idaho?

Idaho is entirely fictional, invented in 1834 by William F. Zittiger as part of an elaborate tax loophole. It's statehood was never revoked because by the time anyone noticed, we had 50 states and everyone thought it would be a real shame to lose that nice, round number.

Can't we just substitute Guam?

Guam's a nice thickening agent, I put it in my breakfast smoothie after the ice and frozen fruit, to make it extra-creamy.

I personally never saw what the fuss was all about with llama.  I tried it a few times, even.
  I inhaled. I exhaled.  I stroked an ear or two. 
I scratched it on the head and said "Aww! Who's a nice Llama then?"
I do have to say it was very relaxing.
But I never felt a deep craving for llama afterward.  I could always take or leave llama.

I think this whole llama addiction thing has been greatly exaggerated.  But naturally, since Roger makes his money preventing llama, his vested interest isn't in telling the truth about llama.

[Telarus]

Roger, what is your stance on the legalization of emus?

Possession of emu should result in diversion for Quality People, and life at hard labor in the potato mines of Iowa for Those Other People.

sure that's not Idaho?

Idaho is entirely fictional, invented in 1834 by William F. Zittiger as part of an elaborate tax loophole. It's statehood was never revoked because by the time anyone noticed, we had 50 states and everyone thought it would be a real shame to lose that nice, round number.

TRUTH! http://www.fantasymaps.com/stuff/idaho.html

[Left]

Roger, what is your stance on the legalization of emus?

Possession of emu should result in diversion for Quality People, and life at hard labor in the potato mines of Iowa for Those Other People.

sure that's not Idaho?

Idaho is entirely fictional, invented in 1834 by William F. Zittiger as part of an elaborate tax loophole. It's statehood was never revoked because by the time anyone noticed, we had 50 states and everyone thought it would be a real shame to lose that nice, round number.

TRUTH! http://www.fantasymaps.com/stuff/idaho.html

I beg your pardon sir!
I am not Da Ho.

[Cain]

Today, pigs.

Tomorrow, your entire family.

Pigs: not even once.